Tuesday, April 2, 2013
Demotivational Posters for early-April (The memes are back!)
sipmacrants! never abandoned the memes nor the memes abandoned sipmacrants! Just to prove it, here's a new batch of memes and demotivational posters for early April. Enjoy!
Saturday, March 30, 2013
Jim Carrey, looking desperately for relevance, completely has lost it
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| Dumb and dumber... by the same actor |
Many people could agree with Jim’s Carrey views on gun control but not necessarily on his particularly nasty rambling style. Many people could trust his sincerity in wishing guns out of circulation but with many, many strikes against him (see his dangerous take on vaccinations), many people just can see a desperate waning star looking for relevance and a listening public.
I wish Jim well, and I still like what he did in The Truman Show, Liar Liar and Yes Man, but as a political activist he’s as good as a demented fan with a gun in his hand.
Reason TV's rebuttal to Jim Carrey Lyrics
Sometimes dudes minds are skewed and they choose to go a-killin'
Because they saw a Batman villain killing, well...ring a bell?
Sometimes stars get armed guards When they make a million buck-ers
Then call you heartless mother f*****s to want the same...as those with fame?
Polio and smallpox they no longer kill en masse
Because of vaccinations they are a thing of the past
But you tell parents to skip them and the science you contrast
Because just like in your movies...you're talking our your ass
It takes a talking ass to oppose a vaccination
when your PhD is in making funny faces
It takes a talking ass to tell people they can't arm when
You don't walk around without an armed bodyguard
It takes a talking ass to call fans dumb and demented
When you are the one who wants something uninvented
It takes a talking ass to be out there passing blame
when you've shot someone on every TV ever made
Ssssssssssssmokin'!
Tuesday, March 26, 2013
sipmacrants! enters the 100K visitors club
Again, thanks again to all my visitors. God bless you all.
Another landmark at sipmac.blogspot.com! 100.096 visitors. Thanks everybody! twitter.com/sipmacrants/st…
— W. Merkwürdigliebe (@sipmacrants) 26 de marzo de 2013
Monday, March 25, 2013
What's /b/? (Taken from the internet)
/b/ is the guy who tells the cripple ahead of him in line to hurry up.
/b/ is first to get to the window to see the car accident outside.
/b/ is the one who wrote your number on the mall's bathroom wall.
/b/ is a failing student who makes passes at his young, attractive English teacher.
/b/ is the guy loitering on Park Ave. that is always trying to sell you something.
/b/ is the one who handed his jizz-drenched clothes to Good Will.
/b/ is one who introduced you first to Goatse.
/b/ is a hot incest dream that you'll try to forget for days.
/b/ is the only one of your group of friends to be secure in his sexuality and say anything. /b/ is the guy without ED who still likes trying Viagra.
/b/ is the best friend that tags along for your first date and cock-blocks throughout night. The decent girl you're trying to bag walks out on the date, /b/ laughs and takes you home when you're drunk, and you wake up to several hookers in your house who /b/ called for you.
/b/ is a friend that constantly asks you to try mutual masturbation with him.
/b/ is the guy who calls a suicide hotline to hit on the advisor
/b/ is nuking the hard-drive next time someone knocks on his door.
/b/ is the one who left a used condom outside the schoolyard.
/b/ is the voice in your head that tells you that it doesn't matter if she's drunk.
/b/ is the friend who constantly talks about your mom's rack.
/b/ is the only one who understands what the hell you saying.
/b/ is someone who would pay a hooker to eat his ass, and only that.
/b/ is the uncle who has touched you several times.
/b/ is still recovering in the hospital, after trying something he saw in a hentai.
/b/ is the pleasure you feel guilty of when you tried playing with your anus during masturbation.
/b/ is wonderful.
Bam to behold, a public bulletin board, built of both brilliance and barbarity by bastards with boners. This bastion, no mere bulwark of boredom, is a brutal barrage of blistering bullshit, barely benevolent... but behind the bigotry and boobs, beyond the bitter broadcasts of bragging buffoons: here be the body politic. A brotherhood of blasphemy, blessed with more balls than brains, battling the bland, the bogus, the benign. Bedlam? Bring it on. But I babble... better to be brief.
You may call me /b/.
What evil lurks in the hearts of men? /b/ knows. Too much.
Tuesday, February 12, 2013
The Real Ratzinger strikes again
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| ...and God spoke. Twice. |
A few years ago I published a bilingual post entitled “The Real Ratzinger / Quién es Ratzinger - Quién es Benedicto XVI?” Mea culpa, because I failed miserably that time to mention it wasn’t my own writing but a Church divertimento, some kind of in-joke with a good deal of truth about the nature of the resigning Pope’s character: a high-stakes intellectual that could confront even Saint Peter.
That’s why some vaticanists doubt the health issues as the reason of the “surprise” resign (OMG! A Pope is lying!). See, Benedict XVI’s biggest quest was the fight against the western civilization’s moral relativism and the fundamentalist secularism currently in vogue. With the Regensburg speech, it became pretty clear it is not possible for a Pope to engage in an open debate about different cultures (not to mention religions) in absolutes because of the politically correct mentality permeating our own. However, the Church’s position stood the same, as expected.
In the meanwhile (according to the pundits) the so-called former “Panzer Cardinal” couldn’t handle the inner civil war between Cardinal factions. In a nutshell, Benedict XVI is a doctrine giant but a not so good statesman. Nevertheless, that could be doubtful, because he pledged to depurate the Vatican Bank and complied; not to mention the decision to stop for good the counterproductive attitude to keep swept deeply under the rug the decades-long pederasty scandal which generated a justified rejection of the public opinion and a measurable damage.
To our misfortune, the only thing that could agree the Cardinal factions this time is that the next Pope will be an Italian again. God only knows if this could be a good decision in this era when people are well-accustomed to perceive that the Papacy is a universal institution and not merely an Italian privilege.
And a few pundits argue something I agree with: Benedict XVI’s representatives everywhere (not to mention his flock) were only dimly aware of his intellectual stature, and they did not draw upon, to our great disadvantage. This could only hurt us.
Roma locuta, causa finita.
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