Showing posts with label Jesus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jesus. Show all posts

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Rome Burns and the Department of Defense fiddles: US$100,000 on Klingons

HIja', wogh Huch!!!
Report: Defense Department Spent $100,000 on Klingons:

Indeed. Pax Americana is on the way out. Otherwise the Department of Defense wouldn't be spending megabucks in men staring at goats or, as Breitbart.com reports:
Research projects that have nothing to do with defense ($6 billion);
Education in the United States ($15.2 billion);
Energy research ($700 million);
Grocery stores in the United States ($9 billion);
Overhead, support, and supply services ($37 billion).

What are some of the worst offenses? Try these on for size:

$100,000 for a “strategy planning workshop on the 100 Year Starship project last year,” which “included an interesting discussion involving the Klingons, a fictional alien species who were villains and then later allies of humanity in the Star Trek series. The session entitled ‘Did Jesus die for Klingons too?’ featured philosophy professor Christian Weidemann of German’s Ruhr-University Bochum”;
An analysis of Twitter users’ slang;
Development of a phone app to tell you when you’re short on caffeine;
Pentagon research on democracy … among fish;
Development of beef jerky roll-ups ($1.5 million);
Study of why men with guns look more masculine;
$40,000 for a contest in locating ten red balloons.

The sequester may be over the top. But clearly somebody needs to take a scalpel to Defense Department spending.
A civilization is in trouble when it focus on superflous things and not the indispensable ones. It's so funny I can't even laugh.
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Monday, January 16, 2012

Slogans, Mantras, Litanies, you name it

IRL people these days are incredibly intuitive at creating slogans; they can range from outrageous to decent and from tame to lame, but that don’t refrain them from trying. When yellow pages are on the wane, and TV ads are not watched anymore (I found myself not knowing when was the last time I saw an entire ad spot on open TV), a good slogan can be the way to get noticed. Behold Slogan Maker!

  • It's not a secret when you have sipmacrants!
  • It's not a trick, it's a sipmacrants!
  • You need sipmacrants every day.
  • Be young, have fun, taste sipmacrants!
  • Things go better with el barranquillero promedio.
  • Quick start, long life with el barranquillero promedio.
  • With a name like el barranquillero promedio ,it has to be good.
  • If Jesus was here, he would go for el barranquillero promedio.
  • Life begins with tijera press.
  • The Power of procer progresista.
  • Prócer Progresista, it's for real.
  • Start your day with Picornell.
  • A piece of Picornell for everybody, everyday.
  • Nothing is like Opinion Renegada.
  • Opinion Renegada is your inspiration.
  • Opinion Renegada is our middle name.

Slogan Maker, and leave the thinking to us!
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