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Friday, September 17, 2010

Ingrid of the Jungle

A Dr. sipmac translation (original text taken from Tijera Press)

"This should never have happened. Everything was so crystal clear in my mind: Larry King, Oprah, then the Nobel Prize, best-selling books about my captivity in Spanish, English and French, a major motion picture in Hollywood, the Awards ceremony, negligence lawsuit against the Colombian state, the presidency, and then ... " Perhaps I exaggerate, but more than one of these things certainly thought Ingrid Betancourt during and after his captivity. The story of her mighty tantrum originated because she didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize says a lot.

Accustomed as we are to their miscalculations, it took us completely by surprise the obvious: writers Serge Scotto and Eric Stoffel, teamed up with illustrator Richard di Martino and prepared between July 2008 and December 2009 the perfect blow to the arrogance and ambition of the former hostage, a comic satire of her well known behavior in and out of captivity. A simple idea, but it never ocurred until now in this proud land of "humorists".

Currently scheduled to go on sale one week before the captivity memoir "There is no silence that does not end", the graphic satire and is already an Internet sensation. The web forums are full of prospective buyers, willing to buy a Spanish version.

Yet to be known is if the parody will be successful in France, where there was certainly a lot of backlash, and saturation with everything having to do with Ingrid Betancourt; but is almost certain that it could be completely successful in the country that loves to hate her. Meanwhile, she continues with its strong levels of unpopularity, which I doubt can be alleviated with an exclusive interview with reputed writer and intellectual Héctor Abad. Even Larry King at its best couldn't have been able to rescue her image. Another gaffetastic miscalculation.

We should recall that her first miscalculation was to enter a combat zone in spite of the warnings.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Yep, Obama's looking for a New Nobel Prize!


Dear Abby:

I'm the president of a very powerful nation that doesn't deserve that power at all. Until now, I did manage my best to make my country become another one among the others, from kowtowing to foreign monarchs and assorted despots, to offering kind gestures to undeserving tyrants and finally, by running the economy into the ground by creating permanent humongous deficits and rising the unemployment to European levels, all in the name of equality and spreading the wealth (just like my wife recently did with the taxpayers' money in her Europe vacation. The PIIGS are truly in desperate need).

I thought my people would appreciate all this (after all, I am the smart one), but no! All those ungrateful peasants are still clinging to their guns and their religion (Apparently, they didn't get Mr. Hawking's pleasant news: there's no need for a God for the universe to exist). No matter what my independent media does, these hicks don't want to listen to them but only to their own fellow hicks. And, as you might know by now, the race card is already maxed out.

Oh, this weakness of mine! I need to grab attention and recognition, and I deserve all the recognition and attention I can grab. I can't truly understand why my global audience systematically try to tie me to all the environmental fiascoes when I promised that with all my sacred legislation the oceans would recede. You might be fooled thinking I've got all the absolute congressional majorities needed to pass any piece of legislation, but I assure you it is all those darn Republicans that are blocking my initiatives.

Abby, I need a break. So I decided to launch my new inspirational book for children in October. 'Of Thee I Sing: A Letter to My Daughters', full of profiles that will draw all the attention and admiration I need to nurture this weakness of mine. And maybe this way I will win another Nobel Prize this year (Two years in a row -- In your face, everybody!). The more I think about it, the more I tremble because of the brilliance of my plan. The people will be seduced again to vote democrat in November by reading my shining prose (it will be mandatory in schools, for sure), and I will keep my majorities in Congress.

Oh, dear Abby; I thought I needed your help, but as usual, this is not the fact. Thanks anyway. As a token of my appreciation of you, I think you may keep this letter. Who knows how much insight it might give to my future biographers (and autobiographers).

Very truly yours,


The One

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Dear One:

There's a pair of very special clothes I think would suit you for your new Nobel Prize acceptance ceremony...

Monday, August 9, 2010

Cool Investment Opportunity in New York: An Islamic Gay Bar


Greg Gutfeld, the libertarian hero of Big Hollywood and Fox's Red Eye, is looking for investors for an interesting project a propos of the new mosque at Ground Zero: an islamic gay bar.

Why? In spite of the protests of the 9/11 victims' relatives, and in spite that it was thought this decision was in extremely bad taste, it was approved by a New York City community board the building of a mosque near the site where the Twin Towers collapsed and +3.000 people died right before the eyes of the entire world. Well, Mr. Gutfeld thinks this is a game we can play, too.
First of all, Dr. sipmac would like to know what GLAAD and NOW think about this. Will they be supportive? If they are afraid of the fatwa (as Dr. sipmac is), will they support Gutfeld (and the LGBT and straight potential customers of the bar), at least under the table? BTW, should women wear burqa-style clothes in the new bar? Could we draw the prophet everytime we drop there if we want it? Could sip watch the Super Best Friends, 200 and 201 episodes from South Park in there? Could Dr. sipmac watch those episodes without censorship? In a nutshell, will sharia law still apply in a muslim gay bar?

Could the Islam culture and religion be reinvented in the meanwhile?


Anyway, count me in.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Tales from the Wikipedia Trash Can 5 - Commercial Flops

Gone from the Wikipedia, but not from our hearts. Without further ado,

List of commercial failures From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.
A commercial failure is a product that does not reach expectations of success, failing to come even close. A major flop goes one step further and is recognized for its almost complete lack of success.

Most of the items listed below are ones that had high expectations, large amounts of money or widespread publicity, but fell far short of success. Obviously, due to the subjective nature of "success" and "meeting expectations", there can be disagreement about what constitutes a "major flop".

Contents
* 1 Commercial failures in aviation
* 2 Automotive flops
* 3 Computing flops
3.1 Hardware flops
3.1.1 Personal computers
3.1.2 Supercomputers
3.1.3 Devices and technology
3.2 Software flops
* 4 Internet Dot-Com flops
* 5 Retail flops
* 6 Food and drink flops
* 7 Other commercial flops

Commercial failures in aviation
These are aircraft which failed in the marketplace, but may have been technically sound. For aircraft which failed to work at all, see List of famous failures in science and engineering.

Airbus A318 and A340-200
Sales were lower than Airbus expected.

Boeing flops
The Boeing 717, 737-600, 747SP, and 757-300 failed to receive the orders that Boeing originally expected. The 737-600 is still for sale, however, and as the development cost was shared with other 737 models, it might not be considered a flop in the traditional sense. The Boeing 767-400ER, while receiving only a few orders, wasn't a flop because it was intended to be a niche aircraft for Delta Air Lines and Continental Airlines to replace their Lockheed L-1011 and McDonnell Douglas DC-10 fleets.

Bristol Brabazon
A giant airliner that was too expensive, too large for the time, and carried too few passengers in great luxury rather than many passengers in less space.

Convair CV-880 and CV-990
Both were commercial disasters as they only offered five-abreast seating, and were easily out-competed on price by the Boeing 720 which was based on an existing aircraft type.

Dassault Aviation Mercure
This aircraft had an extremely limited range and as a result only ten were put in service, by the French domestic airline Air Inter.

Douglas Super DC-3
An attempt to improve the famous Douglas DC-3, only three were sold as large numbers of war surplus C-47s were available for about $8,000 each. The Super DC-3 cost $200,000.
VFW-614
Another small, short-range jet, notable for its unique over-wing engine installation. Only 16 were built.

Lockheed L-1011
The aircraft was a technically sound design (indeed, more advanced than the competing McDonnell Douglas DC-10). However, the cost of the development of the Rolls-Royce RB211 engine caused Rolls-Royce to go bankrupt, and delayed the programme. In the end, with only 250 frames sold, and 500 needed for the project to break even, the L-1011 resulted in a loss to Lockheed of $2.5 billion, or $10 million per aircraft. Lockheed left the civil airliner market after the failure of the L-1011.

McDonnell Douglas MD-87 and MD-90
Both failed to receive orders as compared with the Boeing 737 family and Airbus A320 family, both of which had high-bypass turbofan engines which burned less fuel than the low-bypass engines of the MD-87 and MD-90.
Northrop F-20 Tigershark
This fighter aircraft was designed as a private venture for export, but failed utterly as air forces wanted the more prestigious F-16 Fighting Falcon used by the United States Air Force, despite the F-20's lower cost.

Spruce Goose
Only one prototype was built of wood by Howard Hughes's Hughes Aircraft. It had the largest wingspan of any plane ever built.

Supersonic transports
Boeing 2707, Lockheed L-2000, Tupolev Tu-144, arguably Concorde

Automotive flops
Acura Vigor
The Vigor was a midsize sedan introduced in 1992 that fit between the Integra and the Legend in Acura's lineup. Sales were slow due to the car's 5-cylinder engine and small size, and it was cancelled after only 3 years in production.

Bricklin SV-1
This safety/sports car from Canada suffered from quality problems. Just 2,857 were sold in 3 years.

Buick Reatta
The Reatta was an aerodynamically-styled car originally made by Buick to attract "mature" buyers. But the car's controversial styling and heavy amount of computerized features actually turned out to repel them. The car was mostly handbuilt and the Reatta never topped 20,000 units in a 4 year run.

Cadillac V-8-6-4 variable cylinder engine
Poor reliability and dubious benefit doomed the variable displacement concept for a decade.

Caterham 21
Intended as a modern, more practical alternative to the Caterham/Lotus Seven. Unfortunately, Lotus successfully reinvented the Seven themselves at the same time with the Lotus Elise.

Chevrolet Corvair
A case study in Ralph Nader's Unsafe At Any Speed claimed the Corvair had a tendency to roll over, causing the car's eventual downfall.

Chrysler Airflow
Advanced aerodynamic design made the mistake of being far ahead of its mid-1930s era; in the depths of the Great Depression, the few who could afford a new car were looking for slight improvements on the tried-and-true, not a radically new concept.

Chrysler E-Class
This luxury car made by Chrysler sold poorly and only lasted for two years, 1983 and 1984.

Chrysler TC
The Chrysler TC was a luxury car made by both Chrysler and Maserati. Because it looked too similar to the Chrysler LeBaron of the time (in addition to its high price), the TC bombed and was only produced from 1989 to 1991.

Daewoo
This Korean marque flopped badly in some markets, especially the United States. When Daewoo made its U.S. debut for the 1999 model year, it sold cars through independent contractors on college campuses rather than at conventional dealerships. U.S. sales ended in 2002 when Daewoo Motor America went bankrupt. New owner General Motors has dropped the Daewoo name outside Asia. However, Daewoo sales have been moderately successful in some regions, such as the UK.

De Lorean
Roughly 9,000 were built before John De Lorean's arrest on charges of cocaine-smuggling (which he was later acquitted for) closed the factory two years after its launch.

Dodge Rampage
The Dodge Rampage was a mixture of a car and a pickup truck. It was based upon the Dodge Omni. The Rampage was a front wheel drive truck, which is not normally used for trucks because a heavy load on the rear of the truck can cause traction problems. This is mainly considered to be the downfall of the Rampage, along with a weak engine. Its Plymouth Scamp twin only sold around 2,000 units, making it one of the rarest Plymouths ever created.

Buckminster Fuller's 1933 Dymaxion car
Original and innovative, but a fatal crash and safety issues with rear-wheel steering aborted investor interest and further development. A total of three were built.

Eagle
The Eagle brand was formed by Chrysler from the remains of AMC. Aimed at the enthusiast driver, sales of the badge-engineered cars faltered and the marque was folded after 11 years. Only the Eagle Talon was an unqualified sales success.

Edsel
One of the most successful new car line launches in history quickly became a legendary flop. Just over 100,000 were built in four years. In 1960, Edsel's final model year, only a few thousand were built.

Ford Pinto
This car's downfall was brought about in safety tests that revealed that, due to the location of the car's fuel tank, it tended to explode during mild rear-end collisions. The problem was fixed for 1977 models, but sales never recovered. The Pinto was finally discontinued in 1980.

Ford Ranger EV
Ford's only electric-powered pickup truck. There were numerous problems with the NiMH battery-equipped Rangers associated with an inability to accept a charge in hot environmental conditions, and some other problems requiring replacement of major components, but Ford successfully addressed these problems early in the vehicle's life cycle. There were some range issues around the 25,000 mile service life with the NiMH batteries, and due to the great expense of these batteries, Ford elected not to fix this range problem (a valid response under the lease terms). Some leases elected to continue the lease despite the shorter range.

Ford Taurus Ghia
Since its introduction in 1986, the Ford Taurus has rewritten the rules for building a midsize car and still dominiates the midsize car market, and is one of Ford's most successful models. But when Ford tried to push the Taurus on European and Australian buyers, with slight modifications from the American model and called the "Taurus Ghia", Ford learned the hard way that just because a car is successful in one market doesn't mean that it will be successful in another.

Leyland P76
Infamous in Australia as a commercial flop.

Lincoln Blackwood
luxury pickup truck: A velvet-lined bed, low towing capability, and a single exterior color led to the cancellation of this model after 15 months with 3,356 sold. The Lincoln Mark LT is the current "try again" of this model.

Lister Storm
The Lister Storm was a four-seater supercar which made 591 hp and was built by Lister. Due to financial purposes, only 5 were built, 3 still survive. The Storm still exists today in the racing scene.

Mazda Navajo
The Mazda Navajo was a two door SUV that was a badge engineered Ford Explorer. Even though Explorer sales soared the day it was introduced and became the best selling SUV, the Navajo sold very poorly and when the Explorer was redesigned in 1995, the Navajo was discontinued and the Explorer got a new running mate, the Mercury Mountaineer.

Mercury Marauder
The Marauder was introduced in 2003 as a modern day muscle car, but the Marauder suffered from lackluster sales, blamed by some on bland styling, gutless performance, and incorrect target audience. It didn't return for the 2005 model year.

Mercury Mystique
The Mercury Mystique was part of Ford's attempt to try the successful European Ford Mondeo on the American market as the Ford Contour and Mercury Mystique. Both cars were not meant for the American market and their high price steered buyers towards the Ford Taurus and Mercury Sable, because for about the same price as a Mystique or Contour, they gould get a bigger and more comfortable car. However, Ford was able to sell Contours at an average pace, but Mercury was barely able to sell Mystiques. The car's poor sales gave it the nickname the "Mercury Mistake". Both cars were discontinued in 2000.

Merkur
This U.S. marque, which consisted of two rebadged European Ford models, lasted only four years.

NSU Ro 80
A stylish and advanced car that was plagued by early reliability problems with its revolutionary Wankel engine. The resulting financial crisis lead to the company being acquired by Volkswagen.

Oldsmobile 5.7L diesel engine
Also marketed as the Olds 350 Diesel, it was offered in General Motors automobiles between 1978 and 1985. Because it was a modified gasoline engine rather than a proper diesel design, the unit had a tendency to tear itself apart. So poor was this engine's reliability record that small diesel engines were shunned by U.S. consumers for a generation.

Pontiac Aztek
Controversial styling resulted in just over 27,000 sales per year instead of an expected 50,000 to 70,000. Discontinued in 2005.

Sinclair C5
A battery-powered tricycle designed by Sir Clive Sinclair.

Sterling
This U.S. version of the British Rover 800 suffered from poor build quality, feeble performance and a lack of brand recognition. Sales dropped from 15,000 in 1988 to fewer than 2,000 in 1991.

Subaru SVX
The Subaru SVX was a futuristic car made by Subaru which is the only production car to date to have an all around glass canopy. The car flopped in every market it was sold in due to lack of advertisement, concerns of safety in a rollover, radical styling, and it came in the time when the US was falling in love with the SUV. It was also plagued with known reliability problems due to its heavy weight. Worldwide production of the SVX never topped 40,000 units through a 6 year run.

Suzuki X-90
This 2-seater sporty mini-SUV was not welcomed in the market. Just 7,205 were sold in 3 years, making it among the slowest-selling full-production vehicles in history.

Tucker automobile
Preston Tucker's streamlined automobile with a rear engine and then-innovative safety features. Tucker's attempt to launch a major automobile company failed, either due to conspiracy by the major manufacturers, shady financial maneuvers by Tucker or both. A total of 51 were built.

Vauxhall Firenza HPF
Just 204 built instead of the projected 30,000+. Killed by the fuel crisis, its rarity has at least assured it classic status in modern times.

Volkswagen 412
Volkswagen's last rear-engine, air-cooled car. Although it had interesting and novel technologies at the time (MacPherson struts in front, independent rear suspension; fuel injection; a supplemental heater powered by gasoline), the car was only produced from 1969 until July 1974.

Yugo
This Yugoslavian car was sold in the United States from 1986 to 1990, and was bashed as highly unreliable. It was featured in the movie Dragnet (1988) as a punishment for Dan Aykroyd's character's repeated crashing of his cars, and was referred to as "the latest in Serbo-Croatian technology". Yugo has become to cheapness as Cadillac has become to quality.

Computing flops

Hardware flops


Personal computers

Amiga CDTV
This early multimedia computer was overpriced and suffered from using the obsolete AmigaOS 1.3, when version 2.0 was already available.

Apple Computer flops
The Apple III, Apple Lisa, and arguably the Apple Newton are notable flops. Many of the Lisa's features were later incorporated into the far more successful Apple Macintosh.

Atari Falcon030
The Falcon came right at the time when the PC "Wintel" and the Macintosh computers had eluded the competition of smaller products, such as the Atari ST, the Amiga, or the Amstrad CPC. Virtually no software was written for the Falcon030.

Be, Inc.
Mid-90's personal computer maker/OS vendor founded by former Apple Computer executive Jean-Louis Gassée. Hopes of an acquisition by Apple Computer in order to develop a successor to the Mac OS waned after Apple chose instead to acquire NeXT. After the failed introduction of the BeBox and Apple's decision to acquire NeXT, BeOS was unsuccessfully marketed as a replacement for the then-ubiquitous Microsoft Windows. Ultimately, Palm acquired what remained of the company.

Coleco Adam
A home computer created by toy/video game company Coleco that nearly bankrupted the company.

Commodore Plus/4
In the 1980s, Commodore International became the first company to sell a million home computers. Hoping to repeat the success of its multi-million-selling VIC-20 and C64 computers, it released the Commodore Plus/4 in 1984. It flopped. Commodore went on to achieve success with the Commodore Amiga, but went bankrupt in 1994.

Enterprise 128
Announced in September 1983, but failed to be produced until May 1985 when its features were not so impressive anymore. It also suffered several name changes: First it was called Enterprise Elan, then Flan, then Samurai and finally just Enterprise.

Go (pen computing corporation)
Cited by Jim Louderback as one of the "eight biggest tech flops ever".

Hip-e
Announced with great marketing and hype in mid-2004 by the Digital Lifestyles Group, this personal computer, which aimed at teenagers, failed miserably in the market. As a result, all productions and support stopped just one year later. [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6]
IBM PS/2 and IBM PCjr
After the rise of PC clones and compatibles, IBM struggled in the PC market.
Netpliance iOpener and New Internet Computer (NIC)
Despite being created as "Internet appliances", cheaper alternatives for consumers to access the Internet without buying a PC, both the iOpener and NIC were flops. Netpliance went bankrupt in 2001; the company would later change its name to TippingPoint Technologies but was later acquired by 3Com. The Internet appliance would later be named by Jim Louderback as one of the "eight biggest tech flops ever".

NeXT Computer
Steve Jobs founded NeXT after his 1985 ouster from Apple Computer. The product and company were media darlings, but sold in small numbers. NeXT was ultimately bought out by Apple, and after Steve Jobs took charge of the company, NeXT technology became the foundation of Mac OS X.

Sinclair QL
A somewhat unsuccessful attempt by Sinclair Research to make a 16 bit computer in the mid-1980s.

WebTV (now MSN TV)
Internet delivery via television set and set-top box. Cited by Jim Louderback as one of the "eight biggest tech flops ever".

Supercomputers

Advanced Scientific Computer supercomputer by TI

Convex C3 mini-supercomputer

Cray-3 gallium arsenide supercomputer

IBM 7030
Also known as "Stretch", the 7030 was IBM's first attempt at building a supercomputer. Its actual performance was less than one third of its original specification. This resulted in IBM drastically dropping the price and losing money on every machine sold.
ILLIAC IV array processor supercomputer

Devices and technology
Bubble memory
Heralded as the next big thing, it was widely expected to all-but-replace every other form of storage. The technology and engineering were sound, and numerous products were actually brought to market, but it was never able to gain any significant cost edge over the rapidly improving technologies it was supposed to displace.

:CueCat barcode scanner
Designed to allow magazine readers to read magazines while seated at their computers, and navigate effortlessly to advertisers' websites by passing the CueCat over barcodes printed in ads that caught their fancy. Thousands were given away free at Radio Shack stores. What killed it was people's utter lack of interest in its functionality.

Compact Floppy 3 Inch floppy disk
With 360k or 720k DD, used mainly in obscure systems like Osborne Computers, Einstien, MSX (in some regions, though 3.5" disks were more common with the platform) and famously Amstrad CPC/PCW range before being outclassed by the now standard Sony 3.5".

Data Play CD replacement disk technology
Cited by Jim Louderback as one of the "eight biggest tech flops ever".

IBM's Micro Channel Architecture PC bus (MCA)
Solved the problems IBM had itself created with its predecessor, the PC-AT bus. IBM and many industry analysts assumed that the need to be "IBM-compatible" would force other vendors to adopt the MCA, for which IBM charged high licensing fees. In fact customers did not care, and the industry largely ignored the bus. This flop was significant because it was widely interpreted as indicating that IBM no longer controlled the PC architecture and had lost its leadership position.

Iomega Clik! drive
Cited by Jim Louderback as one of the "eight biggest tech flops ever".

INMOS Transputer
This attempt at a different way of computing is now largely forgotten.

Intel iAPX 432 microprocessor
Introduced in 1981 as the next great computer architecture after Intel's x86 line. Considered one of the most complicated microprocessors ever built, it delivered low performance and went nowhere in the market.

Itanium
Intel expected its new server CPU, the Itanium (referred to by detractors as "the Itanic"), to revolutionize the microprocessor industry. In 2001, after 7 years of development and billions of dollars spent, the first Itanium chip proved an utter technical and commercial failure. The Itanium 2, released a year later, improved the chip in some areas. However timid managment at competing companies, scared by the Itanium, abandoned the DEC Alpha and an advanced version of the SPARC, giving Intel less competition; in this sense it may have been a success for Intel.

Rambus's RDRAM
RDRAM can arguably be considered a flop. Competitors feared that Intel was trying to control the memory market through Rambus, so they joined together to develop DDR SDRAM. DDR SDRAM offered comparable performance to RDRAM and was much less expensive. This forced Intel to abandon exclusive support for RDRAM. As of 2004, Intel has abandoned RDRAM with all new products using DDR SDRAM or DDR2 SDRAM. (RDRAM's successor XDR DRAM is used by the IBM/Sony/Toshiba "Cell" processor.)

Sony HiFD
Intended to replace the 3.5 inch floppy drive, but was prevented from doing so due to an early recall, compatibility problems, and the rise of cheap recordable CDs.

Software flops
Adobe LiveMotion
Adobe's failed animated vector graphics program to compete with Macromedia's Flash

IBM's OS/2
Originally developed as a replacement for DOS, in partnership with Microsoft. Consistently mismanaged by IBM, who failed to market it properly in the mid-1990s against the Microsoft Windows juggernaut, it nevertheless still retains a small number of loyal users.

Microsoft Bob
This "user-friendly" replacement for the Windows 3.1 interface was one of the biggest flops to ever come out of Microsoft.

Internet Dot-Com flops

There are thousands of failed companies from the dot-com tech bubble of the late 1990s. Here are a few of the largest and most famous.

Boo.com
Sold clothing and accessories. After blowing through hundreds of millions of dollars of venture capital on a poorly-planned business model, it became the poster-child for mismanaged dot-coms.

eToys
Failed Web toy superstore. Notorious for attempting to sell its customer list in an attempt to ward off bankruptcy, despite its TRUSTe-certified privacy statement promising that "We do not sell, rent, loan or transfer any personal information regarding our customers or their kids to any unrelated third parties. Any information you give us . . . will not be used in ways to which you have not consented." Name was acquired and the site relaunched October 23, 2001 by K-B Toys.

Kozmo.com
Bike messenger delivery service for individuals

Pets.com
An online pet food store that focused more on its brand name than profitability. Most notable for its sock puppet icon.

Webvan
This grocery delivery service spent far too much on infrastucture before it had even turned a profit.

Retail flops
Marks & Spencer
In the late 1990s, the Prada-inspired "gray range" turned Marks & Spencer from darling of the British retail scene to an embarrassment.

Iceland
Iceland, an otherwise successful British supermarket chain, attempted to go up-market by stocking only organic own-labels, a plan that backfired after its core market of low-incomers couldn't afford it.

Ralphs/The GIANT
Ralphs, a Southern California supermarket chain, launched a warehouse club brand in August 1986, but was unable to compete with more established clubs while confusing patrons of their traditional grocery stores.

Old Chicago
A bold concept of a shopping mall and indoor amusement park, Old Chicago opened in suburban Chicago, Illinois in 1975. Plagued by structural faults left over from its hurried construction, fires, and a lack of big-name department stores, the complex shut down only six years later, and was demolished after 11 years.

Port Plaza Mall
An urban, downtown shopping mall, an attempt to make the city of Green Bay, Wisconsin compete with its suburbs in 1977.

The Tricorn Center
Shortly after being built, was voted one of the ugliest buildings in the country. Suffered from severe building design and construction while steadily housing less and less business. Was destroyed in 2004.

Food and drink flops
Bambeanos
Introduced by Colgate-Palmolive in 1975, this snack consisting of roasted and flavored whole soybeans cost US $750,000 to develop and market. The product was withdrawn with under 25,000 cases sold, as it rapidly gained a reputation for causing excessive flatulence. A jury later awarded a half million dollars to the roasting contractor after Colgate's withdrawal.

Buckler
A Dutch brand of non-alcoholic beer sold by Heineken, became a commercial disaster after stand-up comedian Youp van 't Hek stereotyped the Buckler drinker in one of his shows. Heineken later admitted that the beer itself didn't taste good.

Crystal Pepsi
Despite a huge marketing campaign, Crystal Pepsi lasted only one year in the U.S. Like many discontinued products, Crystal Pepsi maintains a small but dedicated following on the Internet. Pepsi Blue and Pepsi Edge were two other unsuccessful products.

Dasani
Coca-Cola's brand of bottled water was a flop in the UK after it emerged it was essentially just tap water from Sidcup, England, treated to make it more pure but in fact containing high levels of bromate (an ion which can cause tooth decay).

dnL
dnL was offered as the exact opposite of 7up. Despite a large advertising compaign, sales were poor.

McDonald's' Arch Deluxe
The Arch Deluxe was an attempt to market burgers to the adult fast-food consumer. Consumers were turned off by the unconventional ads and the high price; consumer groups were put off by the higher caloric content of the new burger.

McDonalds' Hula Burger
With sagging sales in Catholic areas since meat is not allowed to be consumed on Fridays according to religious guidelines, the Hula Burger was created. It was actually a grilled pineapple, and people said that "They could taste the hula, but not the burger". After a while, it was pulled off, and replaced by the more successful Filet-o-Fish

McDonalds' 1989 and 1994 attempts to serve pizza

New Coke
The Coca-Cola company changed the formula and taste of its flagship product, a universally successful drink whose name was almost synonymous with soft drinks. Introduced in the U.S. on April 23, 1985, it was a marketing and public relations debacle, and the company had to backtrack and return to the older formula. Though there had been plans to roll-out New Coke internationally, its prompt failure prevented this, so New Coke was only ever sold in the U.S. When they went back to the original formula, demand for the classic taste grew to a greater extent than before New Coke, propelling Coca-Cola to a market lead over arch-rival Pepsi – making the situation an unintentional success for Coca-Cola. Many maintain that the flub was intentional and that the heads of Coca-Cola planned the whole thing. [7]

OK Soda
Manufactured and marketed by The Coca-Cola Company, OK Soda was specifically targeted at Generation X with subtle and ironic advertising messages. The product was only released in select test markets, where it did not do well.

Orbitz
This fruit-flavored beverage with little edible balls suspended within suffered from low sales.

Red Fusion
Red Fusion was a soda marketed by Dr. Pepper as a cherry flavoured Dr. Pepper. Despite a large advertising compaign, Red Fusion was completely ignored and Dr. Pepper axed it in less than a year.

Other commercial flops
Betamax VCR system
Sony's proprietary recording technology produced a sharper picture than VHS, but initially could only record for 1 hour. Also by not licencing the Betamax format, much like Apple Computer did with their technology, they were overwhelmed in the marketplace by the many competing, licenced VHS manufacturers.

Digital Compact Cassette
A format introduced by Philips, which lost out to Minidisc and CD-R. A similarly ill-fated attempt to improve on the compact audio cassette was Sony's much earlier Elcaset system.

DIVX
DIVX was a take-off on DVD that required users to pay per viewing. DIVX backer Circuit City, a retail electronics giant, lost about $200 million over the fiasco. (Not to be confused with DivX, the video codec.)

eBook devices
Between 1999 and 2002, a number of companies, notably Gemstar, jockeyed for control of this supposedly vast, lucrative market, believing that consumers would pay hardcover prices for a severely limited number of book titles in DRM-encrypted formats that tied each electronic copy to a unique serialized hardware device. In 2002 the "eBooks are dead" meme became widespread. In 2003, Gemstar pulled the plug on its servers and Barnes and Noble ceased offering eBook content of any kind.

Apple's eWorld online service
Based on America Online's software and designed as a more modern replacement for the aging AppleLink service, eWorld lasted from June 1994 to March 1996. eWorld failed due to its high price, indifferent marketing by Apple and the rising popularity of Internet service providers at the expense of proprietary online services. In September 1995, eWorld had only 115,000 subscribers, compared with AOL's 3.5 million at the time. A promised Windows version never materialized. (Coincidentally, AOL itself had begun as "AppleLink Personal Edition" and was designed as a consumer-oriented alternative to AppleLink.)

Flexplay and ez-D
Flexplay and ez-D are "self-destructing" DVD-compatible discs, which turn black and become unplayable 48 hours after the package's seal is broken. Disney's Buena Vista announced the product in 2003 with much ballyhoo and test-marketed it in Texas. But even top-tier Disney titles such as "Pirates of the Caribbean" "didn't turn out to be an item that our customers were looking for", according to an chain of groceries in Austin, Texas that dropped the product shortly after introduction. Priced at about $7, the value proposition, compared to a DVD—0.01% of the lifetime at 50% of the cost—was apparently not compelling to consumers.

Iridium
A system of 66 satellites set up for global mobile phone service, Iridium proved to be too expensive for wide use.

Kodak disc cameras (1982–1990)
Although advanced in technology and automated-processing-friendly, its aspheric lenses could not overcome the limitations of the tiny 8x10mm negative, smaller even than the Minox. It was introduced at the same time as easy-to-use, inexpensive 35mm cameras were becoming available. People liked the cameras but hated the pictures, the graininess of which was obvious.

The Millennium Dome
A commercial and public relations disaster, it now lies empty in Greenwich in London. However, it is now being renovated as a sport and concert facility, and will be used as a venue for the 2012 Summer Olympics.

Penn Central Transportation
This product of the 1968 merger of the New York Central Railroad and the Pennsylvania Railroad became bankrupt in 1970 and merged to become part of Conrail, a government corporation, on April 1, 1976.

Persil Power
This laundry detergent catalyst was intended to help remove tough stains from clothes. In addition to not being particularly successful in terms of sales, it proved to have corrosive effects which could easily render clothes unwearable after a few washes (due to the high amounts of manganese used in the powder).

Pregnant Barbie
This was a Barbie toy showing Barbie pregnant. But Barbie wasn't married, so Mattel thought it supported sex before marrige, and it was yanked from toy shelves nationwide.

Railtrack
Set up as the UK's rail infrastructure company as part of railway privatisation, it failed to maintain the railway network to a satisfactory standard and was implicated in a number of high profile disasters, most notably the Hatfield rail crash. The Hatfield crash led to a massive track renewal programme and the high costs led to the collapse of Railtrack's share price. It was forced into special railway administration (a form of administration) on 7 October 2001 and later sold to Network Rail. The parent group, RT Plc, went into liquidation on 18 October 2002.

Schlitz
In the early 1970s a new company president cited market research showing that most beer drinkers couldn't tell one beer from another as a reason to move to a cheaper method of brewing a leading beer. However, drinkers did believe that a beer made more cheaply tasted worse, especially when it had less head than it used to, and by the time the company went back to the old formula in 1979 the damage done was so great it had to be sold to Stroh Brewery Company three years later in the wake of a strike.

Segway HT
The Segway scooter was released among unprecendented hype as being a product that would revolutionize not only transportation, but the world. Investors expected hundreds of thousands of units to be sold, generating billions of dollars in sales in the first year. In reality, the Segway sold around only 10,000 units in its first few years and is still trying to overcome an identity crisis.

Teledesic
Bill Gates was a major investor in this proposed network of hundreds of satellites to provide Internet access.


A failure is just a proven method for how not to succeed.
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Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Tales from the Wikipedia Trash Can 4 - Political Flops

Not good enough for Wikipedia, but good enough for sipmacrants! Just because in Dr. sipmac's book it is both educational and entertaining. Without further ado:

List of political flops

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

A political flop is a political campaign which fails disastrously in spite of high expectations.

Not all failed political endeavors are characterized as flops. For example: David McReynolds ran for President of the United States in 1980 and 2000 on the ticket of the Socialist Party USA, but came nowhere near winning. However, he would never characterize his campaign as a flop because he did not expect to win.

Contents

* 1 Australian Elections

* 2 Canadian elections
* 3 Colombian elections
* 4 French elections

* 5 Indian elections

* 6 Netherlands elections
* 7 UK elections

* 8 USA elections


Australian Elections

* Academic John Hewson was to lead the Coalition to victory in the "unlosable" election in 1993 against the Labor government on the strength of his Fightback package of microeconomic reform, only to fall victim to an effective scare campaign by Prime Minister Paul Keating

Canadian elections

* Newly-appointed Prime Minister Kim Campbell, who was initially praised for being a fresh face with uniquely feminine sensibilities, led the ruling Progressive Conservatives to a massive defeat in the 1993 election campaign losing 152 of their incumbent seats in the House of Commons and winning only two seats. Campbell lost her own, and had to resign after serving as PM for only seven months. She quickly faded into obscurity.
* Stockwell Day became leader of the Canadian Alliance in the 2000 election campaign -- despite predictions that his charismatic presence could lead the party to an electoral breakthrough, the party gained just six additional seats in that year's election, and Day proved so spectacularly ineffective as leader that thirteen caucus members quit the party a year later. Day himself was turfed by the party after serving less than a year and a half.

Colombian elections


* Green Party primary winner Antanas Mockus surged in the polls so rapidly it was considered he could have win in the first round of Colombian presidential elections of 2010. Due to jaw dropping mismanagement and judgement errors the initially praised fresh and inventive campaign could not grab more than 21 % of the electorate in the first round, and 27% in the second round, losing to conservative Juan Manuel Santos.






French elections


* The unnecessary dissolution of a favourable parliament (Assemblée nationale) in 1997 by President Jacques Chirac should have presaged an easy win for his partisans. They lost, yielding power to the opposition.* In the first turn of 2002 presidential campaign, extreme right wing candidate Jean-Marie Le Pen ended up in second place, ahead of Lionel Jospin, the main left-wing candidiate. The left-wing voters had either voted for left-wing third party candidates or neglected to vote at all. They expected a predictable left wing vs. right wing runoff election. Le Pen's success made the second turn a right wing vs. extreme right wing vote. This secured a second term for Chirac. After the first turn, Jospin declared he would immediately retire from politics.

Indian elections

* The Bharatiya Janata Party peformed unexpectedly well in the Assembly Elections in four states and wanted to exploit this success for the Indian general elections, 2004. Indian Prime Minister Atal Behari Vajpayee wasn't too keen to have early elections, but he succumbed to party pressure and prematurely dissolved the 13th Lok Sabha. BJP planned a huge election campaign called India Shining with help of professional ad agencies. The Indian National Congress, headed by Sonia Gandhi, replied with the Aam Aadmi (Common man) campaign. BJP mocked Sonia's leadership capabilities and questioned her foreign origins (she was born in Italy). The media was certain that BJP would come back to power. But to everybody's shock, BJP suffered a defeat and the Congress, with its allies, formed the Government.

Netherlands elections

* In the 1994 Netherlands general elections outgoing Prime Minister Ruud Lubbers said just a few days before the election day he would not vote for his acclaimed successor and new leader of the Christian party CDA Eelco Brinkman but would vote for the number three on the ballot Ernst Hirsch Ballin, the former Minister for Justice. This resulted in a massive defeat for the CDA party on election day and causing Eelco Brinkman to resign as party leader.

UK elections

* The Unionist government split over tariff reform from 1903 led to landslide defeat at the 1906 election.
* The Liberal Party had performed well in the 1923 general election, but when it supported a Labour government into power then voted it out in the space of 10 months, it lost three quarters of its MPs in the ensuing 1924 election.
* The Labour Party's performance at the 1983 general election, led by Michael Foot. The manifesto was described as "the longest suicide note in history" by Gerald Kaufman and the campaign was centred around a poorly organised speaking tour which owed nothing to the television age.
* Sir James Goldsmith's anti-European Union Referendum Party failed to win a single seat in the 1997 general election, despite heavy publicity and spending as much as the major parties.
* In the 1992 general election the Labour Party, led by Neil Kinnock, was widely expected to defeat the Conservative government, led by John Major. A pre-election rally at Sheffield was widely perceived as celebrating victory prematurely, and the Conservatives won the election.
* The Conservative Party's performance at the 1997 and 2001 general elections. In both General Elections, the Conservatives were routed disastrously. Their showing was both times far worse than that of Michael Foot. Also in the 2005 General Election the Conservative Party won fewer seats than Labour did under Michael Foot though they got more votes.
* In 2005 General Election, UKIP fielded nearly 500 candidates; however, they failed to win a single seat despite having 12 incumbent MEPs (NB:1 had the whip removed and 1 left the party after the election)

USA elections

* In the 1912 election, Republican incumbent William H. Taft received only 8 electoral votes to 88 for Bull Moose Party candidate Theodore Roosevelt and 435 for Woodrow Wilson, the Democratic nominee, the worst ever showing for an incumbent president. Splitting the Republican base with Roosevelt, he garnered only 23% of the popular vote, the lowest support ever for a major party candidate. He was also the only major party candidate in American history to lose either the electoral or popular vote to a third party candidate.
* In the 1932 Election, Republican incumbent Herbert Hoover earned 59 electoral votes and 40% of the popular vote to Democrat Franklin D. Roosevelt's 472 and 58%. Having earned 444 electoral votes and 58% of the popular vote in 1928, Hoover's fall was the worst repudiation of a president in modern American history.
* In the 1964 Election, Republican Barry Goldwater got 52 electoral votes to 486 for incumbent Lyndon Johnson and lost by 22 points in the popular vote, the worst popular defeat ever for a Republican presidential nominee in the 20th century.
* In the 1972 Election, Democrat George McGovern received only 17 electoral votes to 520 for incumbent Richard Nixon and lost by 23 points in the popular vote, the worst popular defeat for a Democratic presidential nominee in the 20th Century.
* In the 1980 Republican primaries, John Connally spent millions of dollars hoping to win the nomination and instead ended up with only a single delegate to the convention.
* In the 1984 Election, Democrat Walter Mondale got 13 electoral votes and one state to 525 and 49 states for incumbent Ronald Reagan, the worst ever electoral defeat for a Democratic presidential nominee in the 20th Century.
* In 2004 Election, Howard Dean ran for the Democratic nomination, gaining lots of support and front-page articles in major news magazines prior to the primary elections. The Economist even went so far as to run a Election '04 cover story depicting George W. Bush and Dean under the label "who will America choose." But in the end Dean ended up placing third in the 2004 Iowa Democratic caucuses. His campaign never recovered, going on to suffer an unbroken string of defeats. Negative publicity following his infamous "I Have a Scream" speech following the Iowa caucases (in which he over-energetically recited the names of states he intended to win) did not help matters. In the end, Dean won only the non-binding District of Columbia primary and his home state of Vermont after he had dropped out of the race.

This series will be continued...

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Barack Obama must be held accountable for the Gulf Oil Spill

Before you go to another website, I kindly ask you to consider a few verifiable facts, and I promise you that I will provide the links. Consider this:

The oil spill must have started as early as April 20th this year. Well, it was a known fact already on May 6th, that the U.S. goverment was not accepting foreign help on the dreadful incident. Iran, as implausible as it sounds, offered help, besides others. It is fairly evident that with joining efforts with all the countries willing to help, the task of cleaning would take less time than by the U.S. alone. Firms as the Jan De Nul Group could be of great help if properly requested.

The situation is still not getting better, and to top it, almost at the same time, as Obama is going golfing (he's golfing a lot more than Bush), the BP CEO is going sailing. By now it is clear that both the president and Tony Hayward are as clueless in PR as they can be. The "let them eat cake" is superfluous by now. Whose ass should be kicked, we know that already.
(...) Because if we are willing to work for it, and fight for it, and believe in it, then I am absolutely certain that generations from now, we will be able to look back and tell our children that this was the moment when we began to provide care for the sick and good jobs to the jobless; this was the moment when the rise of the oceans began to slow and our planet began to heal (...)
That was said by none other than presidential hopeful Barack Obama himself on June 3, 2008 (He sure didn't know those words were going to haunt him forever). Instead of looking for the real causes and solutions, Mr. Hope-and-Change is looking how to involve more politics in such an hour. Remember, a good 100.000 barrels are estimated to be thrown into the ocean every day. I don't know much about what BP is doing, I concede (that is, not counting the oil filtration machines the Beyond Petroleum farce is buying from Kevin Costner - no joke!), but this no acceptance of help truly enrages me.

There is still a lot of people talking about the brilliance of Barack Obama. Some would say that passing the Health Care Bill grants him a great place in American history alone. They might be right, but for the wrong reasons. Stiff defenders are already giving up. I don't care how much bulletins are posted on Deepwater Horizon Response, the approach of the U.S. goverment was flawed since the very beggining. I won't speculate, this blog is not the place for conspiracy theories. But sacrificing the environment, people and the economy in the name of a cap-and-trade legislation, thinking the bigger the spill, the more easy is to pass the law, is downright criminal.

BP used the motto "Beyond Petroleum", presenting itself as a green company. It never was that way. BP was only trying to please the environmentalism movement. Environmentalism is loaded more with wishful thinking and good intentions than real solutions. In a nutshell, cap-and-trade legislation would bring the entire global economy down. Let's get realistic. Please don't sell us more fraud and fear, and we will start to consider what to do next.

Barack Obama sold himself as a postpartisan, compentent, cool and rational president. Until the oil spill I was very reluctantly giving the benefit of the doubt, but giving it anyway. After what is happening in the Gulf of Mexico not anymore, I might add. Barack Obama must be held accountable for the Gulf of Mexico oil spill, not for causing it, but for making it intentionally worse.

Paul Maršić has ranted.

Friday, May 14, 2010

Dr. Taylor's (Mis)perception


Aaaaaaaaagh! Not again! Here comes Paul Maršić in an angry mood! Well, you have been warned! Now, ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, sipmacrants! presents a rancid and bloated rant against

Dr. Taylor's (Mis)perception


Well, you might think I'm wasting my time again, stubbornly going against the most powerful blog in the world. Talk about tilting at windmills, Don Quixote! Gee, that's an interesting choice of words, I will show you why in this post.

Today I was reading something that caught my attention: An opinion piece written by Dr. Jim Taylor, a psychologist with all the imagined (and well deserved, I suppose) credentials, but with a flawed criterion. I really took my time reading it and then I began to write my rebuttal and hesitated because, according to his website, Dr. Taylor is:

A former alpine ski racer who competed internationally, Dr. Taylor is also a 2nd degree black belt and certified instructor in karate, a marathon runner, and an Ironman triathlete.
Then I thought, what the heck! You're already messing with the Huffington Post! Go ahead and keep tilting at another windmill, too!

In a nutshell, this is what Dr. Taylor wrote:

1. There is a climate of of mistrust, anger, and polarization that made the last decade one of the most tumultuous and divisive ones in U.S. history. It wasn't only what happened in this decade, which was grim enough, there was something else aggravating everything.
2. Looking for clues, he found that the culprit common denominator was information, i.e., biased information, or just plain misinformation.
3. That means there is no more reliable news sources to be found. In his own words "These days, you can't find "fair and balanced" news anywhere. Too much information these days is tainted with an agenda, whether political, religious, economic, or some other."
4. To solve this, Dr. Taylor wishes for "the U.S. federal government creating a Department of Information whose responsibility would be to determine the facts behind any decision that confronts [America]."

As a matter of fact, I can easily agree with points nr. 1 and 3, somewhat agree with the oversimplificating point nr. 2, but I could never agree with his proposal expressed almost verbatim in point nr. 4. As a further matter of fact, Dr. Taylor later states that "[He] know[s] what [we are] thinking: This sounds like something that belongs in a totalitarian regime."

In my case, he's completely right. For starters, Nazi Germany had the pompous named "Ministry of Public Enlightenment and Propaganda", lead by none other than Joseph Göbbels. But wait, there's more! The former Soviet Union had its information flow strictly controlled by the state, with creepy tragicomical results. Is this what Dr. Taylor is yearning for? Apparently yes, because he promptly elaborates

"But the reality is that someone has to decide on what is factual and what is not. So who can we trust to give us the most accurate information available? Big Business? Traditional media? The blogosphere? I certainly wouldn't trust any of them. Though our government is far from perfect, it does exist, at least in theory, to serve the best interests of the American people."
Again, sorry Dr. Taylor, but you're deadly wrong. Don't you see that giving the state the control of the information ends with the state trying (and achieving) the very thing you're trying to avoid? History is too full of examples to ignore this, your ironic tone is no justification for your ill-conceived proposal.

And still there's more! Reading your article closely, anybody can realize your bias: according to you, anybody with a conservative leaning simply can't face reality, and isn't facing reality for sure. For instance, the tea party may have never realized that the healthcare reform financial projections might be flawed. No, that can't be true. Maybe conservatism is a mental disorder, you might add. I'm sure it was really so in the Soviet Union. "The facts of life are conservative", said Margaret Thatcher. No wonder she and the very conservative Ronald Reagan suffered from Alzheimer (note: please don't miss my sarcastic tone).

Because of this, I will never buy your good intentions when you stated that:
This post is directed toward to everyone else, those who, whether a Republican or Democrat, Christian, Jew, Muslim, or atheist, environmentalist or industrialist, socialist or capitalist, are reasonable people who believe that truth should trump ideology, who are interested in separating fact from fiction, and want to know both sides of an issue before forming thoughtful and well-supported opinions.
Well, there is just one more thing: maybe the solution you are looking for comes from the very freedom of expression right. The problem is that you wrote in a very patronizing mode, you think that the rest of the people is gullible and can't figure out the truth by reading all the lies. It is amazing to find the parallels between Don Quixotte and 1984. In both works the main characters defend the truth but are found insane by their societies. Their respective supporting characters are down-to-earth persons, better adjusted to "the reality", but incapable and unwilling of comprehending the "big picture." Your curriculum vitae might be impressive,

I'm only Paul Maršić, but I will nevertheless keep tilting at windmills.
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Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Tales from the Wikipedia Trash Can 2 - Computer Flops


Deleted by the wikipedians, rescued by the sipmac team! Without further ado, Dr. sipmac presents...

List of commercial failures in computer and video gaming

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia.

The computer and video game industry has seen several commercial failures since its birth in the late 1970s, some of which have drastically changed the video game market. For example, the flops of E.T. and Pac-Man for the Atari 2600 were high profile games of low quality, contributing to the video game crash of 1983.

Contents

•1 Video game hardware failures
•2 Computer and video game software failures
•3 Computer and video game services failures
•4 External links Video game hardware failures

3DO Interactive Multiplayer

Designed by R.J. Mical and the team behind the Amiga, and marketed by Electronic Arts founder Trip Hawkins, this "multimedia machine" was marketed as a family entertainment device and not just a video game console. It was introduced at $699, triple the price of most game consoles at the time.

Amiga CD-32
Released in 1993, this system had very few original titles released for it (though it was able to play Amiga 1200 games). The lack of original titles meant that few gamers wanted it when they could buy the more feature-intensive A1200.

Atari Jaguar console

Released in 1993, this system was far more powerful than its contemporaries, the Sega Genesis and the SNES. However, a number of crippling bugs and lack of software hurt sales, and with the release of the PlayStation and Sega Saturn in 1995, the system could no longer claim technical superiority.

Atari Lynx handheld
Only months after the release of the Game Boy in 1989, Atari released this much more powerful system. Featuring a color display and a backlight, the system should have easily captured the market. However, due to poor marketing and design choices and an extremely low battery life, the system failed to garner any significant sales.

NEC's Turbo series of consoles
The failure of the Turbo series led NEC to pull out of the North American market by 1994. Like Sega, they released numerous peripherals, which did even worse than their Sega counterparts. Furthermore, critically-acclaimed Japanese games were not released in America, in favor of licenses like Darkwing Duck. The Japanese version of the console, the PC Engine, was relatively successful.

Neo Geo Pocket and Neo Geo Pocket Color handhelds
SNK's cult classic pocket system, discontinued only 2 years after the release of the NGPC, due to a lack of games (virtually the only publisher was SNK itself, and as has often been the case, third-party games proved the crucial element of a system's success).

Nintendo 64DD
The expansion system for the Nintendo 64 that was announced at 1995's Nintendo Shoshinkai game show event (now called Spaceworld). The drive was heavily hyped, and many high-profile games, such as Earthbound 64 and Zelda 64 were supposed to be compliant with it. In the end, however, the N64DD (Nintendo 64 Disk Drive) was only released in Japan on December 1, 1999- after being delayed for many years. Many of the titles originally planned for it were simply shelved, or released for the normal N64 due to impatience. Nintendo, anticipating that their long planned out disc drive peripheral would become a commercial failure, sold the systems through a subscription service called RANDnet rather than selling the system directly to consumers or to retail outlets. As a result the 64DD was only supported by Nintendo for a short period of time.

Nintendo e-Reader
One of Nintendo's more recent failures was the e-Reader for the Game Boy Advance, which was used by several games (such as Animal Crossing, and Pokémon Ruby and Sapphire), and then abandoned.

Nintendo Virtual Boy
The monochromatic 3-D "virtual reality" system caused eye strain and headaches, and was ignored largely in anticipation of the upcoming Nintendo 64. To date, it is the only Nintendo console (apart from the Pokémon Mini) ever to flop.

Nokia N-Gage
Sales were poor and many video gamers mocked the system for its design. Common complaints included the difficulty of swapping games and the fact that its cellphone feature required the user to hold the device "sideways" against their cheek. A redesigned version, the N-Gage QD, has since been released to eliminate these complaints. However, it did not address the popular complaint that the control layout was "too cluttered"; and it has yet to reach the popularity of the Game Boy Advance, Nintendo DS or the Sony PSP.

Philips CD-i
A "multimedia machine" jointly developed by Philips and Sony, the CD-i was considered overpriced and underpowered. A lack of compelling software doomed the "console".

Sega CD/Sega Mega CD
This was a CD-ROM drive built for Sega's Mega Drive system. However, costing over £600 ($950) and with discs costing £70 ($115) each, this was a colossal flop and the beginning of the end for Sega (and even splendid games like Sonic CD couldn't save it). Having witnessed this blunder, arch-rival Nintendo almost immediately cancelled their similar CD-based collaboration with Sony (codenamed "SNES PlayStation Xperimental"); which inadvertantly caused the creation of both Nintendo's and Sega's greatest rival: The PlayStation.

Sega Dreamcast proprietary media format
The media used by the Dreamcast were GD-ROMs, which had more capacity (1 GB against 700 MB of a regular CD) and were intended to reduce software piracy. However, early discs were susceptible to defects, and the games were eventually pirated by ripping or re-encoding audio and video files. Extensive piracy and the previous history of Sega consoles (as well as aggressive pre-release marketing of the PlayStation 2) are primary factors in the console's commercial failure.

Sega Game Gear
This was the first handheld system to be released by Sega, and it was indeed technically superior to Nintendo's market-leading Game Boy (as it possessed a colour screen and a sharper picture). However, it was hardly portable (being, to this day, the largest handheld console ever designed) suffered from a very low battery life (using up six AA batteries in little over an hour), lackluster launch titles (as Sonic the Hedgehog and Sega's other flagship franchises were either exclusive to the Mega Drive/Genesis, or at an embryonic stage); but it also had unusually patronising advertising slogans: "It's time to grow up!" Within six months the Game Boy had toppled the opposition, giving Nintendo a monopoly in the handheld market it still holds to this day.

Sega Nomad
Once manufacture of the Game Gear had permanently ceased, Sega began plans for a second handheld. At first known as Project Mercury (keeping with Sega's "planet theme" at the time), this system was much smaller than the company's previous attempt. However, it also suffered from a low battery life and weak third party support, and it was released just as arch-rival Nintendo's Pokémon franchise was taking off (a franchise that would revitalise the Game Boy and bring Nintendo, arguably, back to its former place as supreme power of the games market). The Nomad never really stood a chance, but it maintains a small cult following to this day.

Sega Accessories
The Sega 3D Glasses and Light Phaser for Master System. The Sega Genesis/MegaDrive saw the Menacer light gun, Activator motion sensor ring, Mega Mouse and multi-tap which all had limited support in few games.

Sega's post-Mega Drive/Genesis consoles
The Saturn and the 32X were all failures to some extent in North America (The Saturn was well-received in Japan, while the Mega Drive was not). This poor track record (and aggressive pre-release marketing of the PlayStation 2) led to a lack of confidence in the Dreamcast, Sega's final console before leaving the hardware market.

Tiger Game.com handheld
Produced by Tiger Electronics, the Game.com handheld was a handheld game console that could double as a PDA. The system was intended to compete with Nintendo's Game Boy, and targeted a more mature audience. Due to poor game quality and selection (only 20 games were ever released for it), the system was discontinued in 2000, only 3 years after its release.

Computer and video game software failures The 11th Hour
The sequel to the hugely successful game The 7th Guest, The 11th Hour spent two years in development. When Trilobyte finally brought it to market in 1995, over a year behind schedule, the technology it used was outdated. The designers created the game for DOS, which by then had been replaced with Windows 95, leaving many people unable to get the game working on their computers. Those who could get it working still had to deal with other technical issues, especially the touchy sound settings. Gamers also found the puzzles themselves disappointing; they were generally more difficult than those of The 7th Guest, and most were not nearly as much fun to solve. In the end, despite huge numbers of preorders, The 11th Hour sold well below expectations, and a planned third installment in the series was never made.

Battlecruiser 3000AD
This was one of the most-hyped, most-panned, and longest-developed games in computer gaming history. It was under development for seven years by Derek Smart, generating one of the longest and largest flame wars in the history of Usenet, before publisher Take Two released it in November 1996. It was later released as freeware.

Beyond Good & Evil
Although this game was critically acclaimed, it flopped commercially. It was commonly suggested that the release date, which conflicted with the release of the popular titles Splinter Cell and Prince of Persia, was rather unfortunate. It was also considered "too offbeat" by many. The game's commercial failure caused creator Michel Ancel and publisher Ubi Soft to shelve plans to continue the planned trilogy of BG&E.

Conker: Live and Reloaded
The second (and, ultimately, final) game developed by Rareware for Microsoft's Xbox system, Live and Reloaded was a remake of Rare's critically lauded and genre-breaking Nintendo 64 hit, Conker's Bad Fur Day. It was eagerly anticipated by fans of the original game; and mature gamers who had missed the game the first time around. However, even though reviews were generally positive, the game was not strongly marketed by the publisher (Microsoft Game Studios), and many saw the fact that Rare was remaking one of their past successes as an admission that the company was getting increasingly desperate for a return to their former position as a respected and successful games company (as their Game Boy Advance games were not selling very well, apart from arguably their ports of the Donkey Kong Country games; and Rare's recent Xbox game, Grabbed by the Ghoulies, was the biggest flop in the company's history). Rare has vowed to make a fresh start when the Xbox 360 launches.

Daikatana
This video game from John Romero's company IonStorm was intensely advertised early in development, including an infamous magazine advertisement captioned, John Romero's going to make you his bitch! The game missed several announced deadlines and ended up taking four years to complete. Feeling insulted by the hype, some popular gamer websites (notably Old Man Murray) subjected Daikatana and Romero to relentless mockery, making them the butts of jokes for several years. The game was not well received by critics and gamers alike when it was released; several features had been cut significantly from the initial feature list that had been promoted; and the game had significant bugs that made the unpatched version of the game impossible to complete.

EarthBound
Although highly popular in Japan, EarthBound failed to gain popularity beyond a cult following in North America, despite advertisement efforts of Nintendo. Still highly popular in Japan ten years later under the name of Mother 2, EarthBound has been re-released along with Mother on the Game Boy Advance. The third game in the Mother series faced notorious delays in its development. Originally intended to be released on the Nintendo 64, and then 64DD (see above), it is currently being reworked as a title for the Game Boy Advance. There has been no announcement regarding release Mother 3 outside of Japan.

E.T. (Atari 2600)
Reputedly coded in just six weeks, this game was rushed to the market for the 1982 holiday season, and it was based (loosely) on the movie. It was expected to sell millions, but sold extremely poorly. Millions of unsold excess cartridges ended up in landfills. This game, along with Pac-Man for the Atari 2600, is thought to be one of the main causes of the video game crash of 1983 and contributed how Atari went from the US's greatest games publisher to a laughing stock. It was also the first of a trend still lamented by gamers: bad video games based on successful movies.

Soccer management games since 1999

One of the most active genres during the 8 and 16-bit computer era (80s and early 90s), the genre had a massive decline after Championship Manager 3 started to monopolize the market. EuroLeague Football (follow-up to the 97-99 lineage of Premier Manager and English version of PC Fútbol 2000), Bubball's UEFA Manager 2000 (and the follow-up 442 Touchline Passion), EA Sports' Premier League Manager and the ZOO Digital's rebirth of Premier Manager all failed in the market (except in some circles) due to the monopoly of the Sports Interactive franchise. However, even Championship Manager was not flawless: the shipped version of CM4 was deemed incomplete, some of the yearly revisions received only a lukewarm welcome, and their latest version (while mostly unrelated to the previous games in the series), CM5, was released late and bug-ridden, losing the battle to Football Manager and even TCM 2005.

Grabbed by the Ghoulies
The first game to be developed by Rareware for Microsoft's Xbox system was eagerly anticipated for fans of the company and the game system alike. Rare had created several innovative smash hits on previous consoles, most notably Donkey Kong Country and GoldenEye 007, and Microsoft had acquired Rare, paying US$377 million. Microsoft hyped the game as much as they could; and even pushed for the game to be released in time for Christmas (the most lucrative period for toys and video games alike). However, the game performed extremely poorly in terms of sales, due to mixed reviews from games magazines and journalists, a highly confusing storyline and content, and highly unorthodox controls. This remains, as of 16th October 2005, the biggest flop in Rare's history.

Jack the Giantkiller
In 1982, the President of Cinematronics arranged a one-time purchase of 5000 PCB boards from Japan. The boards were used in the manufacture of several games, but the majority of them were reserved for a new arcade game called Jack the Giantkiller, based on the classic fairy tale "Jack and the Beanstalk." Between the purchase price of the boards and other expenses, Cinematronics invested almost two million dollars into Jack the Giantkiller. It completely flopped in the arcade and many of the boards went unsold, costing the company a huge amount of money. Insiders sometimes refer to the game as "Jack the Company Killer" for the part it played in Cinematronics' eventual bankruptcy.

Laserdisc video games
While Dragon's Lair was a tremendous success for Cinematronics when it came out in 1983, the fallout from its success was a disaster for the arcade industry. Because of its complex laserdisc technology, Cinematronics sold Dragon's Lair machines to operators for $4000 each, twice as much as a normal machine. The operators passed the extra expense on to gamers, charging 50 cents to play it instead of the normal 25 cents (setting a precedent that later became standard practice for all new arcade games). Although gamers flocked to it when it was new, the replay value turned out to be very low; between the high cost of playing and because it was possible to memorize the entire game, many gamers never came back once they beat it. As a result, the cash flow into Dragon's Lair machines quickly dried up and even with the 50 cent charge many operators never recovered the money they paid for it. Finally, it ushered in the short-lived "laserdisc era" in arcades, which featured many more games styled after Dragon's Lair that attempted to cash in on its success. The vast majority of these games were expensive to produce, poorly received by gamers, and ended up being money-losers for companies and operators alike.

Full-Motion-Video ("FMV") games (entire genre)

In the early 1990's, CD-ROM technology became less expensive, and quickly became a staple of the gaming world. In a few more years, the vast majority of consoles would be CD-ROM based. For a brief time in the early days of CD-ROM gaming, many developers, publishers, and investors thought that FMV games would be the future of the industry. Games that utilized full motion video, however, enjoyed very limited popularity and ultimately fell by the wayside by 1995-96. The main reason for this was poor gameplay. Developers tried to find innovative ways to shove video clips into games with very little success. Most FMV games were either puzzle games, in which you simply watched video sequences to gather clues, or rail shooters, where you simply pressed the right button at the right time, with little or no variations. This, combined with the costs of producing the games (sets had to be built, actors hired, etc.) led to this genre only lasting a few years. The future, it turned out, was games using 3D environments rendered in real time.

Might and Magic IX: Writ of Fate
The last game in the Might and Magic series produced by New World Computing suffered from outdated graphics and poor gameplay; the game and several failed spin-offs of the series were among the nails in the coffin of The 3DO Company.

Mortal Kombat (SNES version)
To comply with the "family friendly" policy enforced by Nintendo at the time, blood was recolored to resemble sweat and all fatalities were toned down. While superior in both graphics and gameplay to the Genesis/Mega Drive version, as the Sega version had blood and original arcade fatalities (which was the main reason the game become popular in the first place) unlockable with a cheat code, it oversold the SNES version exponentially, also giving the Sega console an edge in console sales. The losses caused by the incident led to Nintendo lessening creative control over developers in the future.

Rascal
Massively hyped 1998 Super Mario 64 clone for the PlayStation, hailed as the "N64 killer" by the Sony-sponsored gaming press in the earlier stages of development. While in fact the graphics were far superior to most other games, the terrible camera angles (which often made Rascal the only visible character) and bad gameplay made the game unplayable from the earlier levels. Some of the same press never reviewed the final game while others focused completely on praising the graphics.

Red Baron II
The sequel to Red Baron was released with no support for 3D graphics cards, inaccurate flight models, and bugs. A free upgrade for those who purchased the full-priced game, Red Baron 3D, was later released to solve most of these problems and, with a proliferation of unofficial patches, maintains a niche amongst fans.

Star Wars: Force Commander
The first RTS based in the Star Wars franchise, this game used a sub-par 3D engine combined with a bad interface and equally bad game design. Of all Star Wars games, Force Commander is one of the lower in the "pre-release hype + poor game value" combination area.

Tomb Raider: The Angel of Darkness
Expected to revive the long-stagnant Tomb Raider series, it was repeatedly delayed. When it finally shipped in mid-2003, it was not well received by video game critics due to multiple bugs or outdated game playing elements. The game was even criticised by Paramount Pictures, who said that gamers' dissatisfaction with the game led to the poor commercial performance of their movie Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life. [1] This was also the last Tomb Raider game to be developed by its creators, Core Design. Eidos the publisher of the series, has assigned their other game studio Crystal Dynamics to develop the next Tomb Raider game (Tomb Raider: Legend) partly due to The Angel of Darkness' low sales numbers.
Ultima IX

Was very badly received by fans and even created such an outcry that Origin shut down an official online help page due to so many negative posts. Ultimately, due in part to the negative reviews, shortly after the release Richard Garriott left Electronic Arts, while EA kept the rights to the Ultima name, thus effectively ending the series.

World Cup Carnival
The official game of the Mexico '86 FIFA World Cup by US Gold, which had several problems during development, forcing the company to acquire an older game and modify it to suit the license. Buyers and the complete industry alike frowned upon the attempt to distribute a mediocre two year old game as a new one.

Computer and video game services failures
Sega's Online services: the Sega Channel, Sega NetLink and SegaNet were different online services for the Sega Genesis, Sega Saturn and Dreamcast, respectively. They failed to atract a large audience and the demise of each console ended with these services after some time.

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