Monday, February 6, 2017

I love you, but...

Ever noticed lately a lot of buzz about "Love Trumps hate"? Then consider this, dear reader:

Conservative: I love mankind, it’s those in the left that I can’t stand.
Liberal: I love people; it’s those right-wingers that I can’t stand.
Radical environmentalist: I love nature; I can’t stand mankind nor people.
Self-secluded idealist: I can love mankind now because I don’t know any real people anymore.
Capitalist: I love money, that’s why I need people I can’t stand to exploit in the name of mankind (for profit!!!!).
Communist: I love power, that’s why I need people I can’t stand to exploit in the name of mankind (for their own good!!!!).
Narcissist: I love me, and I need people, all mankind to love me.
Misanthropist: I love me, and I need to hate people and all mankind to love myself.
Selfish: I love me; I don’t need people or mankind.
Selfless: I love me, the same way I love people and mankind.
Jesus Christ: "the most important one," answered Jesus, "is this: 'hear, o Israel: the lord our god, the lord is one. Love the lord your god with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind and with all your strength. The second is this: 'love your neighbor as yourself.' there is no commandment greater than these."

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I hate these days. People are telling you to STFU. Just say it, no matter how stupid or offensive it is.