Showing posts with label Anthony Weiner. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Anthony Weiner. Show all posts

Friday, June 17, 2011

Not a hint of dignity left for Anthony Weiner

Anthony Weiner’s original intentions were to deliver a quiet, standard politician resignation address. But this time the scorned wife (a detail most Weiner apologists like to forget) was nowhere in sight (we’re still waiting for her take on Weinergate, too). And after two weeks of non-stop humiliation being the butt of countless jokes and while the embarrassing photos kept on coming, the final nail in the coffin was about to get hammered: The Democrat Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi was more than ready to strip him of most of his congressional duties. If he was going to become a zero in Congress, the only way out was to resign immediately.

Well, he always could have announced he was switching parties (that would have really pleased the Democrats), but Republicans would have never accepted such pile of troubles. Well, things could have turned different if the Republican majority in the House of Representatives wasn’t so overwhelming. Otherwise Pelosi & Co. would have circled the wagons around him. In other words, it wasn’t only that his situation was desperate, he was disposable. Even the New York district where he was elected was bound to disappear.

Huma Abedin still keeps his low profile and is foremost the real victim in this case. Even if Weiner did not meet the six women he was sexting on the ‘net, he was cheating on her. That’s the hypocrisy Larry Flynt wows to keep fighting by hiring Weiner. Yep, no Current TV or CNN gig for the Weiner. Barbara Walters is right: Weiner has never held another job in his entire adult life.

Larry Flynt unspecified offer matches the congressional salary plus medical benefits plus relocation expenses. And he’s dead serious. At least more serious than heartbroken Hugh Heffner, who deluded himself into believing that at his 85 years he’s still a divine gift to women and his moneybags and powerful connections do not have something to do with it. Crystal Harris, who were 60 years his junior, called the wedding off less than a week she was set to walk the aisle (in white, no less). Now she already made history by making a fool of the founder of a media empire specialized in stripping women naked.

Is it then to wonder the way former congressman Weiner was heckled at his press conference? Weiner is toast. He is a goner. He can get no respect. After Joey Bottafouco there wasn’t until now such a case of a pathetic walking punch line. Even Bill Clinton managed to get a life after Zippergate and Monica Lewinsky.



And this is the man Larry Flynt wants to hire to denounce hypocrisy…
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Friday, June 3, 2011

John Edwards and Anthony Weiner: Six Degrees of Delusion



A trial lawyer with a knack for demagoguery. A state senator considered phony and shallow by his colleagues. Two times presidential hopeful. And two-timing his wife sick with cancer. This is John Edwards, an old acquaintance of this blog. Now he has to face the music in form of a federal grand jury that indicted him on six counts of violating campaign finance laws, lying to the government and conspiring to protect his candidacy by breaking the law. Not apparently but while the whole whole world was watching (in spite of the deafening silence of the mainstream media), he hid his pregnant mistress while seeking the nomination in 2008 by accepting nearly $1 million from two supporters to fund the deception. Anybody that read the National Enquirer knew that but John Edwards, that is pleading not guilty to all charges.
Even after all the damaging evidence put in front of our eyes, LA Times chooses to make Edwards look good by using a gigantic photo depicting him as Jor-El, the late father of Superman, trying to sugarcoat the fact that he's indicted and is guilty as hell. But who's to blame? According to jg6195 (John George Columbus Ohio), the republicans make him betray his cancer-ridden wife with a loony groupie using campaign funds for his sexcapade.

After all, he's still one of them, speaking of which...

Anthony Weiner. I will be brief (heh, heh) with this. It almost doesn't matter anymore if he did send to a young female co-ed follower a crotch shot with a... bonus track under his underwear, so to speak, that ended as a public tweet. What happened after this is what matters. Apparently:

1. He cannot be sure if it is really his crotch that appears on the photo.

2. Even after he denounced his facebook and twitter accounts were hacked (a federal crime), he doesn't want to involve the FBI, while he's more than ready to denounce other political adversaries.

3. He cannot answer yes or no to straight questions regarding the incident; besides, he's willing to call "jackass" reporters that are in ideologically affinity with him. Even worse, he calls the police to intimidate them.

4. He's ok with Markos Moulitsas disclosing the identities of underage girls marginally involved in the original scandal, in a sick, sleazy but somewhat sycophantic attempt to get the precious congressman exonerated.

After all, he's still one of them, too.

Edwards and Weiner, man up and fess up! Both of you! Anyway, it seems the count for A-Holes for the second semester of 2011 has already started.


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