Showing posts with label Stephen King. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stephen King. Show all posts

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Oh,Yoko! She is on the loose again: "designs" Butt-Baring Men's Line

Yoko, oh no!
Yoko Ono Introduces Butt-Baring Men's Line: Yoko Ono is still drawing artistic inspiration from her marriage to ex-Beatle John Lennon.

Ono's latest commercial endeavor ties back to sketches she once drew for Lennon of clothing that would, in her words, flatter his "hot bod."

(...) I've already said this years ago and anybody with a brain surviving the sixties can realize that Yoko Ono is a mind-control device of the CIA-developed MK-Ultra program. She was succesfully used to neutralize Lennon's stamina and impetus. The lads took notice of this, and helped stage an elaborated break-up (See, Get Back Sessions). 

(...) When Lennon (already tired of being harassed by the FBI) went out of his 5-year reccess to the recording studio (Ono recorded her "creations" - full of mind control messages for John - with Lennon to deliberate undermine the success of the LPs), she was supposed to be active, but somehow losing grip on him, so they decided to use the 9-B Plan (See, Catcher in the Rye, Stephen King, Male Clone). Mark David Chapman (See, Stephen King, Male Clone) met his mark when they realized The Beatles were pretty close of accepting the 3,000-plus dollars offered by Lorne Michaels to perform on Saturday Night Live. After that, another album and world tour with a second wave of Beatlemania was inveitable. 

(...) These days, the mind control device bides her time with subtly terrorizing/annoying McCartney and exploiting her husband's memory to complete irrelevance (See, Lennon's Character Assassination, Phase 3). 

Excerpts from my not-upcoming book: "The Beatles' Plan 9 From Outer Space: What Really Happened"
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Saturday, July 9, 2011

Idols of Clay IV: A Beef with a Few Writers

In July, the month in which the sipmac team brings down more idols from their pedestals, they could not miss some writers. It might be true that no one can take away the dancing (dancing as being literary success or sales) from them, but with them we have anyway a couple of issues to fix:

Sam Clemens / Mark Twain: It is quite an experience to read Tom Sawyer with the innocent eyes of a child, and another one with the eyes of a cynical adult. In a nutshell, Mark Twain did not have any respect for his own characters. I do not mean to Aunt Polly (even if Mr. Twain mocks his prudishness without any consideration) or the inhabitants of St. Petersburg in general (more straitlaced, impossible), but the protagonists: Twain enjoys the lack of culture and sublimely naive vision that Tom and Huckleberry Finn with which they embrace the world. Just read the end of “Tom Sawyer” or the part of “Huckleberry Finn” in which he goes to the circus, or worse, the liberation of the slave Jim at the end of the novel.

Let's say that the only revenge he could take Tom was the fact that Clemens, the most unrepentant scoffer of the 19th century, was a spendthrift, forcing the author to keep writing Tom Sawyer sequels.
Ian Fleming: undoubtedly the creation of the “James Bond” character should grant him a place in the pantheon of letters, even if the critics could not even reluctantly agree. The literary James Bond is much more remarkable than his film counterpart. Still, please never make the big mistake of reading three of his novels one after the other. I started with "Goldfinger" and then went for "Casino Royale". By the time I read "From Russia with Love", I just read the approach of the plot, left the story in the part where Bond arrives in Turkey and then returned to the scene of the Nash monologue. I did not feel I missed anything.

Jorge Ycaza: no doubt his claim to the exploitation of indigenous people in Ecuador in "Huasipungo" is valiant, but although the priest's misdeeds were taken from real life, the book is not without an anticlerical whiff, not to mention other clichés that threaten to turn the novel into a pamphlet. For many readers there is not a problem, and "Ñucanchic Husipungo!" is a battle cry as good as any other, but the work does not surpass the propagandistic tone, especially in the agit-prop reeking final paragraph of the work.

Stephen King: "The Stand" endures the test of time and a thousand-odd pages were absolutely necessary to describe how today's society could crumble and collapse by spreading a deadly plague, and what happens immediately after the epidemic decimates the humanity is engaging, but turning Randall Flagg again and again as a villain, simply makes you completely lose respect for him, because nobody likes a villain who fails again and again (unless it is a comic book). Flagg is inept. Witness his failure in "The Eyes of the Dragon", then he appears again in "The Dark Tower"... the thing becomes repetitive and booooring.

Besides, other works by King began to falter over time and do not allow a rereading (Either "Pet Sematary" was mistranslated or it was plain awful from the beginning).

Tom Clancy is a great writer of best sellers, but I have never been thrilled by anything the guy has ever written. I do not remember if I read "Patriot Games" or "Clear and Present Danger", but it felt at the end like a lot of loose ends remained untied. Anyway, I should concede that the translation may have something to do well.


That's all for now (Cervantes, Shakespeare and Tolstoy, you can rest with easy by now.)
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Wednesday, December 8, 2010

John Lennon, no matter what, I still miss you

Thirty years ago, John Lennon, a living legend, founder and leader of the greatest pop/rock act of all times (eat your heart out, Lady Gaga), was murdered by a nightmarish "fan" named Mark David Chapman (looks spookily like Stephen King), claiming that the Artist (yes, with a capital A) was a phony (by singing "Imagine there's no possesions" and being worth some 150 million dollars) and let's face it David, your Herostratus complex claimed John's life for your craved instant notoriety.

Today there is no approach but the personal approach to comment on John's death anniversary. It's tiresome for everybody to sing one more time all the well-known and well-deserved accolades. I won't start to point a finger and say how terrible he was as a person, either. It's easy to dismiss John's shortcomings when you remember which his achievements were. All the Beatles disappoint me at one moment (Paul did it recently at the White House), but as a raging beatlemaniac, I'm more than willing to forgive them.

BTW, Lennon's character was full of horrible flaws, but that didn't stop him from trying to do the right thing, and once again, we should remeber that only a few people (at least three of his peers) could truly understand how it was to become insanely famous, with fans adoring and worshipping you, telling also you couldn't do no wrong.

The final cheap shot: could be Obama thinking he can relate to the previous sentence?
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