In no particular order of appeareance, Dr. sipmac will post for the second time at the sipmac ensemble blogs a well-deserved scorn-a-thon of a few of the undisputed gaffetastic a-holes of this year. Without further ado:
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| I didn't fool you, I'm for real! |
Helen Thomas: she alone could close the list. She could have made a gaffe months ago, but now, she committed proffessional suicide by proclaiming she's not only
anti-Israel but anti-semitic, too. She must be a hundred years now, and she should know by now a lot better; but, let's face it: by gender she must have been a pioneer, but by political views, she must have been from stone age. Yes, indeed.
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| Annie, are you ok? |
Joe Jackson: if there was anything clear in
Michael Jackson's mind, it must have been the role of his father, Joe Jackson, which finally lost his last chance in the Michael Jackson's Last Will Jackpot. Now he rants and rants, but nobody believed him from the very start. Michael Jackson could have been anything, but
he did finally screw him.
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| I'm as good in real life! |
Charlie Sheen: I wish I could post him as my year's hero, but now I wonder how is possible that
his hit sitcom, based
loosely in his personal life, finds new life in a eight season, after a
lot of turmoil,
in spite of his personal behavior, I cannot do something else that nominate him as one best optioned to be one this years' leading a-holes. Way to go, Charles! Two years in a row! Speaking of which...
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| Don't be afraid! |
Barack Obama: no matter what he says, he's more deluded than Carter
and Bush
combined. The one and only to understand that his own party shellacking has more to do with his lack of communication (ilack of communication in a rethorical giant?) than bad policies executed along the last two years. Anyway, you just say "I blame Bush!"
The Formoltv plaintiff: he or she should have known better. If s/he have read the entire blog, s/he should have find out what the blog was all about, and not only about them. S/he should have learn the webowners were lawfully experienced. Quite a winner!
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| I'm such a badass! |
Julian Assange: Pul-eeze! He should have known better!
Time's Person of the Year? He was fighting not only against the
United States of America, but the reat of the civilized (and diplomatized) World. Now that he's experiencing some difficulties, now he's menacing about some sort of "doomsday device", like a vulgar terrorist. Puh-leeze, man up an publish anything you have, you moron, you a-hole!
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| Unity in the midst of diversity! Hah! |
The European Union: the welfare state is collapsing, thanks to them, and the European Union is collapsing thanks to the irresponsible politics carried on for almost four generations.
This years' finalists:
Hugo Chávez - years and years of stupidity and a-holeness,
Álvaro Uribe - a newcomer via twitter, now he does not find out that his schtick is not interesting anymore now he's not a president.
With pride we present a brand new cartoon about the current GOP candidates, with a very familiar host, and a surprise stealth candidate. With some actual we want to reflect in the most accurate way possible the current state of affairs of the Republican Primary and the candidates Mitt Romney, Rick Santorum, Newt Gingrich and Sarah Palin (yes, Sarah Palin!). Without further ado:
This is the only stain in a very good movie, besides the poorly taken decision to release the movie in a tentpole saturated season. “The Adventures of Tintin” would have shone incredibly between September and November of last year. Returning to the elitist wiff, I can accept that Spielberg premiered the movie first in Europe out of pure respect (like the affectionate way Hergé appears in the first scene of the movie), but if he tried to “get word of mouth success” to attract the American public into the cinemas, it shows jaw-dropping inconsistence. If Americans would not buy the Tintin concept, why would they care about the movie’s European success?
… not a biased one, and you don’t have time even for a crash course then you should check the #tcot:
Fiat Money Inflation in France – Andrew Dickson White
Well. well, well. It is a not-so-known fact that fictional characters (ahem), specially comic-book characters cannot act against their own psychology, or if you pardon my french, their raison d'être. Superman came a long way into becoming a full-blown liberal, but in Action Comics 900th commemorative edition, he finally jumps the shark for good.
There, I've said it. Why on earth some crucial events in the Muslim world have something to do with the number 11? You know, 9/11 in New York, 11-M in Madrid, and now... 2/11 in Egypt! It is supposed that friday is the most sacred day in the moslem culture, but what about the number eleven?
¡Acabo de decirlo por fin!. ¿Por qué rábanos algunos eventos cruciales en el mundo musulmán tienen algo que ver con el número 11? Ya saben, 9/11 en Nueva York, el 11-M en Madrid, y ahora ... 2/11 en Egipto! Se supone que el viernes es el día más sagrado en la cultura musulmana, pero ¿qué cuernos pasa con el número once?
Dr. sipmac doesn't really know by now. But the far left is enraged because Obama, their anointed one, decided to back up the Bush tax cuts for two more years (talk about heresy!). Some people think this is another clever and democrat ruse, but the democratic congressional caucus already said "F&% the president". The shockwave hit so hard, that Saturday Night Live couldn't resist sending Fred Armisen to make the cold opening:
Stay tuned next week, same bat-hour, same bat-channel.
