Angry Birds: Where are all those Golden Eggs?

Already done with all the levels and no clue where all those Golden Eggs lie? Need urgently to master the entire Angry Birds (original flavor) game for good? Look no more, ‘cause sipmacrants! is here with the 411!

Egg 1: Pause the game at the first level and touch the (?) icon. Go through the guided tour until the White Bird that throws exploding eggs appears.The egg throwed by the bird will be exactly the first golden Egg. Touch it. Remember, the instruction manual is for winners!

Egg 2: You need to achieve three stars in all "Poached Eggs" levels to get this Golden Egg. Tough one.

Egg 3: In the "Poached Eggs" 1-8 level please touch three times the treasure chest get the Golden Egg.

Egg 4: Still at the "Poached Eggs" 2-2 level try to destroy the beach ball achieve the next Golden Egg.

Egg 5: The “official” last game is “Bad Piggies” If you complete the entire game and watch patiently the credits, the Golden Egg will appear.

Egg 6: Press twice on the sun at the level selection screen and get the next Golden Egg. The sun is located at the bottom of the screen.

Egg 7: Get three stars in every single "Mighty Hoax" level to achieve the Golden Egg. Another tough one.

Egg 8: At the 4-7 level from “Mighty Hoax” there’s an egg on top of the mound (right side of the screen). Hit it with a Yellow Bird.

Egg 9: The 5-19 level at "Mighty Hoax" hides the egg out of the screen on the right side of the level. Zoom out and throw a yellow bird to that point and you should see it when the screen moves. To catch it, you can use the Yellow bird or the White bird to drop a bomb on the first tower to hit that height and get the Golden Egg. It’s easier with the Yellow Bird.

Egg 10: While selecting levels at "Danger Above", keep dragging the last screen of levels until the Golden Egg appears and then you can touch it.

Egg 11: Complete the entire "Danger Above" with 3 stars in all levels to unlock the Golden Egg. Tough times are here again.

Egg 12: Go to"Danger Above", level 6-14.  See that frigging yellow balloon? Try to reach it with the Boomerang Bird, but the bouncin’ wond’rous Yellow Bird is your best hope.

Egg 13: At "Danger Above", level 8-15, the egg is located directly below the launch pad. Launch a Yellow or a Boomerang bouncing at the mattressed wall.

Egg 14: If you can complete "The Big Setup" game, you will achieve a Golden Egg. Godspeed.

Egg 15: Meanwhile, at level 9-14 of the same game, there is a Golden Egg away from the camera. Zoom out and use the boomerang bird to catch it.

Egg 16: Watch out for the duck under the bridge at Level 10-3 of the “Big Setup” game! The duck has the Golden Egg!

Egg 17:  At Level 11-5 of the “Big Setup” game, the Golden Egg is conveniently located down the left side of the screen below the launch pad. Zoom out to view it and then use (somehow) the Boomerang Bird to catch it.

Egg 18: At level 12-12 from "Ham’em High" you will need all of your cunning to destroy the trophy that lies under the two piles of jewels in the middle of the structure. There is the Golden Egg.

Egg 19: Level 13-10, game "Ham’em High." There is an egg at the right side, away from the screen. You will get it with a White Bird propelling itself with throwing an egg.

Egg 20: At level 13-12 from "Ham’em High", this Golden Egg is kinda sneaky. To get it, you should zoom out and launch a White Bird backwards and then throw an egg on that side of the small hill.

Go ahead and enjoy. Aaaaa-júaa!!

Angry Birds... a political statement?

PJ Lifestyle: 5 Secret Conservative Messages Hidden in Angry Birds: But here’s a few of the things you can learn flipping birds at pigs:

1. It’s not nice to steal what other people produce. The pigs are the villains because they take the birds’ eggs. Could the symbolism be any clearer? Pigs = Government. Eggs = The Productions of the Productive. Ayn Rand couldn’t have said it better — except maybe in her brilliant scene where a boomerang myna bird flies backwards into a beach ball.

2. When in doubt, turn to the wisdom of those who’ve gone before. If you want to score three stars on every level and pick up the golden eggs, sooner or later, you’re going to have to consult YouTube. It’s what we Angry Birders have instead of the Federalist Papers.

3. Doing the same thing over and over will produce the same results. In the immortal words of the exploding blackbird: “Don’t just keep hurling the same bird at the same spot. What doesn’t work doesn’t work. It’s exactly like socialism because… KA-BOOM!” The guy never finishes a sentence.

4. Destroy the foundation and everything else collapses. Clearly a veiled reference to the Obama administration’s repeated unconstitutional usurpations of power and its disregard for American practice and tradition. Also a good technique for getting a series of traffic cones to topple a wooden beam bringing down a stone castle.

5. The anchors of the network news media have degenerated into dishonorable liars. I think this is obvious. Just stop playing Angry Birds for a few minutes and watch their shows.

Well, I could go on, but I have to get back to work. A group of pigs (government) has stolen the eggs (money) from some birds (productive citizens) and I have to start hurling bodies at them in order to bring down their elaborate but essentially useless structures and restore the land to liberty.

That was the great Andrew Klavan. And yep, you just have read it. Here's a few other lessons:

6. Persevere: there is another way to win the level. Just keep trying.

7. Hard work bring rewards: Once you've figured out how to beat a tricky level, only practice will bring you to the next level. Knowledge is only half of the battle.

8. Don't lose sight of your enemies. But if you just can't stand their sneering and bickering, just mute them and keep on going. You will prevail.

9. Keep your eyes on the goal: Once you get there, you can work out the fine tuning, i.e. working to get the three stars in each level.

10. Try not to rely on the special features: they are scarce resources and they don't guarantee anything you can achieve by yourself. 

Aaaa-júa!

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