Showing posts with label Lady Gaga. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Lady Gaga. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Madonna flashes: At 53, it reeks of desperation

Cuckoo!
Madonna flashes: Give it a rest! At 53, all you're exposing is desperation says LIZ JONES | Mail Online: "Madonna, who is 53 years old and a mother several times over, stripped off [live in Istambul], flashing her right breast at the audience.

Do we really need to see superannuated former sex symbols flaunting their erogenous zones?"

This is it. One thing is Lady Gaga with "Born this Way", stealing some bars from the already stolen "Express Yourself", and another is Madonna trying to out-Gaga her confessed admirer. Yep, it looks like Madge were already on her way out of relevance. 

She can't shock anymore unless she goes full psychotic.  

But kudos anyway for doing her thing in a particularly risky (heh) place: Istambul. Gaga couldn't sell her outrage in Indonesia, so it is sort of a point for Madonna, after all.
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Thursday, September 8, 2011

Public Service Announcement: How the Future will look (Timetable)

Right now, the Euro Zone might be imploding, just the way the American economy is. Glad we can count on Hollywood to discover what's next! Stanley Kubrick missed it with 2001 (Obama shut down the space shuttle program, now we're relying on archaic Soyuz technology for space travel), but darn he nailed it perfect with a Clockwork Orange. To be fair, the following timetable missed what paired with Lady Gaga might be the Rosetta Stone of human involution - Idiocracy:
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The link to watch it full-size is here.


Time is on my side, anyway. The mineshaft is still closed and full of highly desirable women.
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Tuesday, June 21, 2011

"Weird Al" Yankovic pwns Lady Gaga


Hace unos meses Paul Maršić y yo escribimos a cuatro manos (aunque él se llevó todo el crédito) acerca de la negativa de Lady Gaga de conceder a "Weird Al" Yankovic un permiso que en realidad no necesitaba para parodiar "Born this Way", el megahimno con el que la diva proclama su manifiesto a sus "pequeños monstruos." Como bien saben, Gagaracia pegó un patinazo al negarse, echándose un baldado inesperado de mala publicidad, no de esa que vende discos, sino de esa que te deja como una chancleta delante de tu audiencia.



Y es que Yankovic, para decirlo en palabras del barranquillero promedio, ya la tenía calibrada. Es fácil para alguien que lleva toda la vida no tomándose en serio, y que sabe tanto o más sobreponerse ante la adversidad como la émula de Madonna. Porque parece que la carrera de Lady Gaga depende de qué tan en serio se la tomen y no del mensaje de sus canciones.


Si la letra es ácida, el video lo es aun más.
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Monday, January 4, 2010

Lisa Simpson, do something about it!

Once upon a time, a $ 21 talking Teen Barbie dared to say “math is hard”. Then she got immediatly lambasted for perpetuating the unfair sexist stereotype of women being not interested in studying math or (gasp!) sciences. That was 1992, not the dark ages, by the way. Lisa Simpson then took action in two ways since then: her first bold move was to produce her own doll Lisa Lionheart in 1994. A few seasons later, she disguised herself as a boy to keep on learning real math in 2006. What an intrepid girl, eager to learn and question the so-called conventional wisdom!

Now in 2010, we have the brand-new inaction figure Berkeley High’s School Governance Council, daring to say “science is hard for blacks and latinos. Let’s cut science classes for good!

Oh, the humanity! As Bob Parr once said, the Governance Council is looking for new ways to celebrate mediocrity. The children aren’t scoring too well in science? Then kill the lab classes and use the money for something more “critical” (!). Level the students to the lowest common denominator, what a great education policy.

Now the Berkeley School Board has the last word in this highly educational mess/travesty.

The full plan to close the racial achievement gap by altering the structure of the high school is known as the High School Redesign. It will come before the Berkeley School Board as an information item at its January 13 meeting. Generally, such agenda items are passed without debate, but if the school board chooses to play a more direct role in the High School Redesign, it could bring the item back as an action item at a future meeting.”

Lisa, you are Dr. sipmac’s most-hated Simpson character, since the time you rejected 12 million dollars from Monty Burns on the grounds of being “bloody money”, because he got his fortune back by destroying the environment. Did it ever occur to you that you could have used that money to fix the harm done? You may have a high IQ in your mind, but your common sense must be somewhere else.

To be fair, from time to time you do the right thing instead of annoy your viewers. Now, this is the time to do it again, since you’re more known than Dr. sipmac. People pay more attention to you. And there’s plenty to denounce: incompetence, patronizing racism, and yes, sexism, too. What is meant to happen at Berkeley school couldn’t be more damaging to the youth and the ideals of education if they were announcing they were going to teach alchemy instead of science lab classes.

Dr. sipmac has ranted

Image taken from luiscordero.com

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