Monday, November 22, 2010

Midterm Elections: an open letter to Arlene B. Tickner

Respected Dr. Tickner:

You have several very big advantages against me; you are a professor of the Universidad de los Andes for starters, a Ph.D. in International Relations from the University of Miami and a MA in Latin American Studies at Georgetown University. Besides, you are an American also. I am just a blogger, but I dare to question (perhaps unwisely) a few things about your column, "Losing is winning?" Published on October 26, 2010 El Espectador.

The TEA Party is not a radical faction

If they would behave like a new "John Birch Society”, I would accept the point, but the political platform of the Taxed Enough Already people is precisely no new taxes, no more waste, fiscal responsibility, putting an end to the runaway bureaucracy, make government officials actually more accountable to voters and not to a coterie of lobbyists and colleagues, that is, unless things have changed so much that those simple things are meant to be considered radical.

Andrew Breitbart, the director of new media of conservative orientation, offered $ 100,000 for evidence to prove racism in the TEA Party. No one was to claim the money. A favorite banner of the TEA Party said: "No matter what I say this poster, it will be considered racist anyway."

I think "Organizing for America" is even more radical, which it seems they want to make a group of popular pressure astroturfed by the same government.

No bipartisan collaboration: Republicans are to blame

The bipartisanship ended the very day Obama met with Republicans and said "I won", just after the congresspersons made a few suggestions (quite surprising for a non-sectarian, post-partisan President, isn’t it?). One of the lamest arguments to decry the current state of affairs is the lack of cooperation from the Republicans, a/k/a the "party of no." Democrats control until January the two chambers of Congress with large majorities, enough to pass any legislation they want. Pelosi and Reid used all the muscle and resources to pass health care reform (by any means necessary, the election of Scott Brown in Massachusetts was futile), not because of Republican obstructionism but because of the doubts and objections that housed many of their fellow party members on the relevance and viability of that particular 2.000-pages plan. Now, the "blue dogs" are discarded by their own party machine after having served for the purposes set forth.

The debate is unfair to compare Obama to Lenin and Hitler as leaders and totalitarian ends.

It seems that comparing Bush to Hitler for eight years is fair, but you cannot do the same to Obama, God forbid. Let's see: the reform of the health system may end up giving the state the total control of one-sixth of the U.S. economy. General Motors and Chrysler were virtually nationalized, rather than allowing them to undergo restructuring under Chapter 11 of the Bankruptcy Act. Chavez, who knows what he's talking about, did not miss the opportunity to comment that Obama was further to the left than he is.
On the other hand, Democrats should not allow that a great portion of its history could be explained only with the words "George Soros", who undeniably through his contributions and organizations supported by him, have a strong influence on party decisions. Just as Republicans have been criticized for being nurtured by corporations and corporate power, I really don’t see why the Democrats can’t be held accountable for the same reason.

Obama also has failed to sell successfully his accomplishments.

This is puzzling for someone with the oratorical skills that is supposed to have. Obama has delivered so many speeches; he has held so many meetings with the electorate at the Town halls and has made so many television appearances, including Letterman, The View and The Daily Show (lowering the dignity of the office as not much different than it did Uribe to appear on Big Brother), it is very difficult to believe there has been a communications problem.

I would like to be corrected if wrong, but before taking office as President, at least 40% of US taxpayers pay no income tax, so it is plain appalling to present that the 95%-tax-cut-figure. Everyone knows that so-called Bush tax cuts are still in the new government's sight, and the creation of a federal VAT (to finance health care reform!) is not indifferent to it, either. Thus, the unemployment figure of over 9% makes more sense. Who wants to create businesses and expand them, and create jobs in such a toxic environment as toxic, full of regulations?

The press begins to shake off the hypnotic trance that was sunk by the election of the first African American to the presidency, disqualified by more than one of his own ethnicity because he didn’t have "no slave blood (!)" Speaking of racism ... well, the mainstream media also has its peccadilloes to be recognized in its daily news coverage. The media can acrimoniously claim its objectivity, but when a scandal like Journolist hits the road, it would be better to recognize once and for all their partisanship, and thus we would know what to expect.

Faced with a Republican Congress the President will have someone to put the blame in

I agree completely, the most paradoxical of all is that most of the Republican establishment, ignoring the will of their constituents, is more than willing to lend a lifeline to the Obama presidency, which could eventually help in his re-election, leaving the GOP flat and wondering why.

Sincerely,


Dr. sipmac

P.S. I also find unacceptable the disqualification made by RCN’s Francisco Santos to you and Laura Gil, and let me please extend my solidarity.
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Sunday, November 7, 2010

"Shellacked" by the Republicans? Obama, go ask Mr. Penn "crisis manufacturer"

In a way that nobody, absolutely nobody in their right mind and with a conscience can condone or justify, the Democratic pollster Mark Penn appeared on MSNBC’s "Hardball" offering his "advice" to a self-described "shellacked" Obama on how to recover lost ground with public opinion, after November 2 elections, nonchalantly released his pearl of wisdom: Bill Clinton reconnected with the American nation after his speech on the attack in Oklahoma City, so Obama needs a similar situation to do the same.

What a sick, perverted bastard! Do you think that terrorist attacks are to regain the approval and popularity? Of course Dr. sipmac was not born yesterday (and isn’t as crooked as many people think): there are extremely opportunistic politicians to capitalize on disaster situations, or like Rahm Emanuel, former chief of staff for Obama said:
"Never let a serious crisis go to waste. What I mean is that it is an opportunity to do things that they could not do before."
What kind of sick fantasy is that of the of the interviewer: like a sinister white knight to rescue him, what Obama needs is a right-wing terrorist to do well again in the public eye (and incidentally, that would tear appart the Tea Party and the Republicans). Penn will not be able to claim candor or having been misunderstood, much less a severe case of stupidity, because he knew what he was saying (he knows it doesn’t take a "real" terrorist to do it): a fire in the Reichstag, just as a gift for Obama.
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Friday, November 5, 2010

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HotAirPundit: Michael Moore Puts Democrats on Probation: "If You...

"If You Move One More Inch to the Center or To The Right, You Will Never Get Our Vote Again", said Moore on the Last Word. He is angry with the Dems for not being left wing enough, says about Republicans: 'I secretly admire them, because they are ruthless, and go straight for the killing."

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Didn't know that Michael; in fact, that's the image Dr. sipmac always had of the extreme left (witness Stalin, Pol Pot, Ceaucescu and a very long et cetera). I should have known about your commie remarks and beyond pinko background when I saw your TV show called "The awful truth". It was a lot of fun then, but not now.

A
nyway, I think you'll be more disappointed than you wish any time soon. And you should do something with your obesity, fatboy. You look like a... greedy capitalist pig!
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Tuesday, November 2, 2010

10 Ways the World is Going to End (name that movie!)

I just couldn't resist stealing... er, borrowing the entire article. Nothing more thoughtful, insightful and tasteful than starting the peunlitmate month of the year thinking about how humanity is going to end. Enjoy!

It could happen any moment–the end of all life.

1. Meteorite

Armageddon
In recent geological history, Earth has been hit by several large asteroids. Dinosaurs are most likely to have been killed by an asteroid 65 million years ago. If one hit Earth, it is more than linkely that Eall humanity would die. For humanity to be completely destroyed, a meteor would have to be 1 km in diameter–on average, a 1 km meteor hits Earth once every 500,000 years.

2. Pandemic

The Stand

Image source - Wikipedia
If HIV mutated to become as transmissible as the common cold everyone could be infected and die. It might not even be naturally mutated–biological warfare is becoming more advanced. In January 2009, an Al-Qaeda faction wiped themselves out when they were developing a biological plague.

3. Supervolcanoes




Volcano, duh
A supervolcano can release more than 240 cubic miles of ash and lava into the sky, millions of times more than a normal volcano. This may have happened in the past, decimating humanity to a handful of survivors.

4. Robots

Terminator, duh
This isn’t sci-fi. As learning computers become superintelligent, they could become to out-compete humans. As soon as we design a computer smarter than us, that computer could design one smarter than itself, and so on, resulting in a machine that could be capable of manipulating all of humanity. Robots are already able to find power sources for themselves, and identify and attack people armed with weapons.

5. Grey goo (a favorite one!)


Er..., The Day the Earth Stood Still!
Image source - theavclub.tv
The end of the world where everything is consumed by molecular nanotechnology that can self-replicate is known as ecophagy (eating the environment). Grey goo are hypothetical molecular nanobots, which can self duplicate and consume. If it took a thousand seconds to duplicate, the nanobots would outweigh the entire Earth in less than 2 days.

6. Verneshot

wtf?????

Image source - apocalypse-soon.com
The heat and build-up of carbon dioxide underneath the outermost shell of Earth could powerfully launch a column of crust and mantle into the stratosphere. It would then shower down all over Earth, causing massive damage where it landed. There have been numerous smaller verneshots in recent times, and some scientists believe that it has been responsible for past extinctions.

7. Sun

ask Carl Sagan, he's dead, forget it

Image source - Wikipedia
The Sun is rising in its luminosity, meaning that Earth is getting hotter. Slowly, certain minerals will be weathered more rapidly, resulting in less CO2. No CO2 means no plants, resulting in a collapse of the ecosystem.

8. Heat death

ask Isaac Asimov; no, he's dead too

Image source - davestravelcorner.com
The second law of thermodynamics states that entropy tends to increase in an isolated system. As energy becomes increasingly evenly spread in our universe, we will lose some of the energy as it is being transferred. Thus, heat death refers to the movement of energy eventually running out completely–there will be no energy that can sustain life.

9. Snowball Earth (another favorite of mine!)

Looks like Paul is making this post...

Image source - cosmology.net
It is commonly accepted in the geological community that Earth was frozen about 650 million years ago. This can be caused again by an ice age, which can be caused as greenhouse gas levels drop.

10. Aliens!

Invader Zim, Avatar

Image source - arealiensreal.org

Professional researchers from SETI (Search for Extraterrestrial Intelligence) have seriously done work on the possibility of an alien invasion. They concluded that it was extremely unlikely, but you never know. They are alredy making a census of habitable planets surrounding this solar system. Next, they should be inventing traveling at warp speed. And the martians will be... the trekkies.