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Cover via Amazon- Hi there! I'm Angelina Jolie.- And I'm Elizabeth Hurley. Maybe all of you know me from watching me in movies like "Bedazzled"
- and you've watched me in Lara Croft: Tomb Raider "
- But you never have seen us ***together***
- ***So far*** te-hee-hee ...
- And for a great price and for the first time you may do so if you buy...
- The most fabulous all-time salsa collection!
- The best performers!
- Remastered sound!
- DTS Digital Surround!
- Wall of Sound!
- From our good friend DJ Robbie, Sensual Salsa, Classical Salsa and Veterans' Salsa! And now, with you, the great DJ Robbie!
- Hello Angie! Hi Liz! It is my pleasure to be here ***with both of you***, he-hee.
- Tell us, Rob: How did you manage to come up with this collection?
- Well Angie, ever happened to you when you're sipping a drink at your lair when you're in a meeting with your friends, or you want to build a spontaneous guachafita at home, and you get finally entangled among those old dreaded cassettes, and messy LP's and CD's...?
- Uff, yes Rob. Of course, the next day you see a long-play put into a CD-box...
- And bags strewn everywhere, and a cassette tape in a corner of the room with the broken tape, stretched all over the place...
- Of course Liz, that's why I wondered: Why not put all that music in a convenient selection?
- It sounds impossible, Rob.
- But it is possible, Liz! With my patented technique "Sound DTS Digital Surround-remastered-Wall of Sound", you can have more than three hundred and forty salsa hits over more than thirty hours of music, in only three MP3-CD! "It's called Sensual Salsa, Classical Salsa and Veterans' Salsa."
- Sounds like a HUGE party to me!
- Yes, Angie. But it is not only partying, you see: the first MP3-CD you will find only the most romantic salsa, the bedroom-salsa...
- To make love. Ah, those were the days at the taverns and motels!
- This is it Liz. The real thing, baby.
Cover of Bedazzled- But Rob, I'd rather like to hear the classic hard salsa sound of the seventies...- Well Angie, this is why the second MP3-CD is full of deliciousness, full of sandunga, pure street salsa, bay-bee!
- Huy zona! Straight through the tower, Rob! And who can top this?
- DJ Robbie, of course! Angie, the third MP3-CD is ripe with veterans' salsa, sauce for connoisseurs at the motels. You better listen up to this!
- Gosh, Angie! It seems we were at the Cien, the Ipacaraí, or even Juanchito! It's like having an Estadero at your own home!
- Liz, you can say that again! But this must cost a fortune, Rob!
- My dears, you call now at 1-800-ANGIELIZ and for only $ 49.95 plus shipping and you can have your collection in luxury box with three MP3-CD's "Sensual Salsa, Classical Salsa and Veterans'Salsa"
- WOW! Only $ 49.95 for three MP3-CD's!
- What an incredible offer!
- Angie, Liz, but there's more. If you call now to 1-800-ANGIELIZ, and for the same $ 49.95, you will receive a MP3-CD "Sunday Mornings" and a "American Mini-TK." Pure original and effective african beat, Verbena and Mini-TK music that made history.
- How do you do it, Rob?
- Simple, Liz: thanks to my patented technique "Sound DTS Digital Surround-remastered-Wall of Sound." That is why this great TV offer is not available in the streets. Do not accept imitations. Remember, call and order now 1-800-ANGIELIZ for our super offer: a collection in a luxury box with three MP3-CD's with "Sensual Salsa, Classical Salsa and Veterans' Salsa" a MP3-CD with "Sunday Mornings" and another "American Mini-TK" for only $ 49.95 plus shipping. We accept VISA, AMEX, Mastercard, Money Order and Certified Check.
- And you, what are you waiting for? CALL US NOW!
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