Monday, January 16, 2012

Slogans, Mantras, Litanies, you name it

IRL people these days are incredibly intuitive at creating slogans; they can range from outrageous to decent and from tame to lame, but that don’t refrain them from trying. When yellow pages are on the wane, and TV ads are not watched anymore (I found myself not knowing when was the last time I saw an entire ad spot on open TV), a good slogan can be the way to get noticed. Behold Slogan Maker!

  • It's not a secret when you have sipmacrants!
  • It's not a trick, it's a sipmacrants!
  • You need sipmacrants every day.
  • Be young, have fun, taste sipmacrants!
  • Things go better with el barranquillero promedio.
  • Quick start, long life with el barranquillero promedio.
  • With a name like el barranquillero promedio ,it has to be good.
  • If Jesus was here, he would go for el barranquillero promedio.
  • Life begins with tijera press.
  • The Power of procer progresista.
  • Prócer Progresista, it's for real.
  • Start your day with Picornell.
  • A piece of Picornell for everybody, everyday.
  • Nothing is like Opinion Renegada.
  • Opinion Renegada is your inspiration.
  • Opinion Renegada is our middle name.

Slogan Maker, and leave the thinking to us!
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I hate these days. People are telling you to STFU. Just say it, no matter how stupid or offensive it is.