Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Sarah and Barack: The new Archies


No matter how many times that dreaded Paul Maršić tries to paint old Dr. sipmac as a heartless but senile schemer, he does have a soft spot. Yesterday he had to face certain defeat that made him feel depressed, but today he came back to his normal self. Why is that? Because he has the latest news about Archie Comics: a December edition will feature Sarah Palin and Barack Obama.

No matter how many people will dismiss this as a naïve (and desperate for circulation increases) gimmick from Archie Comics to draw readers, (very conviniently after introducing its first gay character), and that such political opponents could never get along. But hey, if there's a place where people can get along, it must be comic books.


And I like the Archie characters.
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Monday, September 20, 2010

Jon Stewart Joke Makes It Onto Glenn Beck's Book Jacket (PHOTO)


[Start rant]



It is not as absurd as you may think. To quote those blurbs, first from a newspaper that NEVER recognized in its time (the 1930's) the famine and mass murders of the stalinist soviet union and fails to recognize that cover up even now, then from a guy always willing to criticize Bush et al., but not the current president (truth to power!), well, if you consider those facts, then those blurbs are almost a badge of honor. That Beck guy may not be as kook and dumb as the MSM want to paint it, for sure.



[End rant]
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Friday, September 17, 2010

Ingrid of the Jungle

A Dr. sipmac translation (original text taken from Tijera Press)

"This should never have happened. Everything was so crystal clear in my mind: Larry King, Oprah, then the Nobel Prize, best-selling books about my captivity in Spanish, English and French, a major motion picture in Hollywood, the Awards ceremony, negligence lawsuit against the Colombian state, the presidency, and then ... " Perhaps I exaggerate, but more than one of these things certainly thought Ingrid Betancourt during and after his captivity. The story of her mighty tantrum originated because she didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize says a lot.

Accustomed as we are to their miscalculations, it took us completely by surprise the obvious: writers Serge Scotto and Eric Stoffel, teamed up with illustrator Richard di Martino and prepared between July 2008 and December 2009 the perfect blow to the arrogance and ambition of the former hostage, a comic satire of her well known behavior in and out of captivity. A simple idea, but it never ocurred until now in this proud land of "humorists".

Currently scheduled to go on sale one week before the captivity memoir "There is no silence that does not end", the graphic satire and is already an Internet sensation. The web forums are full of prospective buyers, willing to buy a Spanish version.

Yet to be known is if the parody will be successful in France, where there was certainly a lot of backlash, and saturation with everything having to do with Ingrid Betancourt; but is almost certain that it could be completely successful in the country that loves to hate her. Meanwhile, she continues with its strong levels of unpopularity, which I doubt can be alleviated with an exclusive interview with reputed writer and intellectual Héctor Abad. Even Larry King at its best couldn't have been able to rescue her image. Another gaffetastic miscalculation.

We should recall that her first miscalculation was to enter a combat zone in spite of the warnings.

Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Yep, Obama's looking for a New Nobel Prize!


Dear Abby:

I'm the president of a very powerful nation that doesn't deserve that power at all. Until now, I did manage my best to make my country become another one among the others, from kowtowing to foreign monarchs and assorted despots, to offering kind gestures to undeserving tyrants and finally, by running the economy into the ground by creating permanent humongous deficits and rising the unemployment to European levels, all in the name of equality and spreading the wealth (just like my wife recently did with the taxpayers' money in her Europe vacation. The PIIGS are truly in desperate need).

I thought my people would appreciate all this (after all, I am the smart one), but no! All those ungrateful peasants are still clinging to their guns and their religion (Apparently, they didn't get Mr. Hawking's pleasant news: there's no need for a God for the universe to exist). No matter what my independent media does, these hicks don't want to listen to them but only to their own fellow hicks. And, as you might know by now, the race card is already maxed out.

Oh, this weakness of mine! I need to grab attention and recognition, and I deserve all the recognition and attention I can grab. I can't truly understand why my global audience systematically try to tie me to all the environmental fiascoes when I promised that with all my sacred legislation the oceans would recede. You might be fooled thinking I've got all the absolute congressional majorities needed to pass any piece of legislation, but I assure you it is all those darn Republicans that are blocking my initiatives.

Abby, I need a break. So I decided to launch my new inspirational book for children in October. 'Of Thee I Sing: A Letter to My Daughters', full of profiles that will draw all the attention and admiration I need to nurture this weakness of mine. And maybe this way I will win another Nobel Prize this year (Two years in a row -- In your face, everybody!). The more I think about it, the more I tremble because of the brilliance of my plan. The people will be seduced again to vote democrat in November by reading my shining prose (it will be mandatory in schools, for sure), and I will keep my majorities in Congress.

Oh, dear Abby; I thought I needed your help, but as usual, this is not the fact. Thanks anyway. As a token of my appreciation of you, I think you may keep this letter. Who knows how much insight it might give to my future biographers (and autobiographers).

Very truly yours,


The One

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Dear One:

There's a pair of very special clothes I think would suit you for your new Nobel Prize acceptance ceremony...

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Tales from the Wikipedia Trash Can 6: Jumping the Shark

Jumping the shark, indeed. The all-powerful wikicensors considered that the original Jumping-the-Shark entry wasn't boring enough or dumb enough, you decide. What they did not count was Dr. sipmac's surveillance, which was already on the move. Here's a version of an earlier even richer version of:

Jumping the shark
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia


Jumping the shark is a colloquialism coined by Jon Hein and used by TV critics and fans to denote the point in a television program's or file series' history where the plot veers off into absurd story lines or out-of-the-ordinary characterizations. This usually corresponds to the point where a show with falling ratings apparently becomes more desperate to draw in viewers. In the process of undergoing these changes, the TV or movie series loses its original appeal. Shows that have "jumped the shark" are typically deemed to have passed their peak.

Contents
1 Origin
2 Other uses of the term
3 Common methods
4 In popular culture
4.1 Sitcoms and dramatic series
4.2 Cartoons
4.3 In other media
5 See also
6 References
7 External links

Origin
The phrase refers to a scene in a three-part episode of the American TV series Happy Days, first broadcast on September 20, 1977. In the third of the three parts of the "Hollywood" episode, Fonzie (Henry Winkler), wearing swim trunks and his trademark leather jacket, jumps over a confined shark while water skiing. This was particularly ironic, in that Fonzie, famous for being a biker, had previously jumped his motorcycle for a publicity stunt—but was severely injured in the process, and very remorseful for his actions; he then learned a valuable lesson, and delivered a moral message, that taking foolish risks "isn't cool" (a clearly role-model message against popular 1970s trends of youths imitating daredevil stuntmen like Evel Knievel or Ernie Devlin). In contrast, Fonzie's later decision to take an even greater risk on water skis "to prove a point" came across as absurd in many ways (particularly since the "motorcycle jump" episode was a major point in Fonzie's character development). The infamous scene was seen by many as betraying Happy Days' 1950s setting and its earlier character development by cashing in on the 1970s fads of Evel Knievel and Jaws. Producer Garry Marshall later admitted that he knew the show had lost something as the crew prepared to shoot the scene. As Marshall pointed out in the reunion special that aired on February 3, 2005, however, Happy Days went on to produce approximately 100 more episodes. During the same special, in response to an audience member's question, Marshall introduced the notorious clip and noted how the show had inspired the term. The first public use of the phrase as a direct metaphor is reported to have been on December 24, 1997, when the www.jumptheshark.com website was launched by Jon Hein. According to the site, the phrase was coined by Hein's college roommate, Sean J. Connolly, in 1985. The term first appeared in print in the April 9, 1998, Los Angeles Times Calendar Weekend section. The site was sold to Gemstar (owners of TV Guide) on June 20, 2006 for "over $1 million", who then proceeded to completely revise the content of the site by removing all the user-created comments in 2009. The removal of these comments and the lack of a user-friendly interface / search engine has many former site visitors proclaiming that the website itself has "jumped the shark."



Other uses of the term
The phrase has been used more recently outside the realm of popular culture, representing anything that has reached its peak and has declined in quality. If one thinks a stock or a sports team or a subcultural phenomenon has reached its peak, for example, one can say that it has "jumped the shark." The phrase can also be used more specifically, when referring to a particular event that demonstrates this decline beyond all doubt, such as whenever an entertainment company or business makes a grave mistake, and therefore rapidly loses ratings or fans, becomes bankrupt or is sold. For example: "Has GM jumped the shark?"

Common methods
The "Jump the Shark" web site listed 18 categories fans used to tag shows, signifying the moment at which the show jumped. The categories included:
* Same Character, Different Actor, replacing a cast member with another actor to play the same role, in an attempt to retain the given character. This is generally the result of the departure of a cast member for any reason—most often (but not always) dissatisfaction with the show or role, or conflicts with members of the show's cast or production team. This category applied to shows where the actor/actress had been associated with a role or had been deemed to be crucial to the show's success or appeal. (Ex: Sarah Chalke replacing Lecy Goranson as Becky Conner on the TV show Roseanne.)
* Exit...Stage Left, when a (usually popular) cast member or character quits or retires. (Ex: John Amos leaving the cast of Good Times, William Petersen leaving CSI: Crime Scene Investigation, or Bob Barker retiring from The Price Is Right).
* Death, when a cast member dies (in real life), particularly if the individual was a popular or important part of the show. (Ex: Phil Hartman's passing and its effect on NewsRadio or John Ritter's death and its effect on 8 Simple Rules.)
* Gets Canned, when a (usually popular) cast member or character gets fired. (Ex: Delta Burke being forced out of Designing Women)
* They did it, in which two main characters have sex, particularly if their sexual tension was deemed part of the show's appeal. (Ex: Who's The Boss? or I Dream of Jeannie or Moonlighting or Frasier)
* Inane plot devices, appealing to the lowest common denominator, often revolving around lowbrow humor such as the act of flatulence.
* Moving the main characters from their familiar surroundings to a new setting, such as a new home or even a new town. (Ex: I Love Lucy moving to the suburbs of Connecticut from New York City, Laverne and Shirley moving from Milwaukee to Hollywood)
* Special guest star, where guest stars (sometimes, personalities not generally involved with television) are used as an attempt to attract viewers. (An example is Nancy Reagan's appearance on Diff'rent Strokes to promote her "Just say no" anti-drug agenda.)
* A very special...: the very special episode, describing a situation comedy episode that either deals with a serious or controversial social issue or is unusually dramatic in some way (a notorious attempt to boost failing ratings with cheap appeals to emotion, but which ultimately destroys the levity of the series). (Examples include The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and Blossom)
* New kid in town, or Cousin Oliver Syndrome (in reference to the character on The Brady Bunch), when a new character (often, a young child) is added to the cast, in response to former child actors who have entered adolescence or adulthood, or to revive falling ratings. (Ex: The Seven carácter on Married...with Children, The Great Gazoo on The Flintstones, or Scrappy Doo on "Scooby- Doo")
* Birth, when a new baby is added to a show's cast (and often unnaturally aged to a preschooler the season following the birth), sometimes to accommodate an actress's real-life pregnancy (Ex: Alias), but usually for the same reasons a New kid in town might otherwise be brought in. Another common manifestation in this category is the birth of twins. (Ex: Full House with the aging of the twins Alex and Nicholas from infant in season 5 to pre-schooler in season 6 or Malcolm in the Middle and the introduction of Jamie)
* Another category, entitled simply Ted McGinley, usually includes any show that has featured McGinley in the cast. He has joined the casts of several popular shows alter their zenith (The Love Boat, Happy Days, Dynasty...), earning him the titles of the "Patron Saint of Shark Jumping" and the "Grim Reaper of Television". Other shows, on which McGinley appeared from the start, have in most instances been critically panned or canceled quickly.
* Return of a dead character: In Harper's Island, the return in episode 10 of John Wakefield as the primary killer cause the series to change from a Murder mystery to a slasher series.

In popular culture
Sitcoms and dramatic series

* The ninth season episode of The X-Files featuring the final adventure of The Lone Gunmen is entitled "Jump The Shark".
* Fourth season episode of Supernatural is entitled "Jump the Shark" where Dean and Sam Winchester find their long lost brother. The episode also pays homage by having the characters meet in a diner called "Cousin Oliver's Diner". Inside the diner is a "31st Annual Fonzarelli Skiing Championship" poster can be seen in the background, referring to the 1977 event.
* Arrested Development character Barry Zuckercorn, played by Henry Winkler, who played the Fonz in Happy Days, literally jumps over a shark in the episode "Motherboy XXX".
* In the That '70s Show episode "Jackie Says Cheese", Fez imagines jumping over a shark, thinking how cool it would be to be the Fonz. Hyde comments that not only is it the worst idea ever, but that it also was the worst moment in television history. Fez agrees, saying he stopped watching the show after that episode.
* MADtv reenacted a skit in which the infamous "jump the shark" episode was partially redone in mock Spanish, featuring dialogue such as Laverne saying "Aww, Shirl,Fonzie es jumpo el sharko!"
* In the 200th episode of Stargate SG-1, after receiving an idea to shoot a movie entirely with puppets, Martin Lloyd (the director of the movie) says "That'll work, a whole movie made with puppets...maybe we can have puppet O'Neill jump over a puppet shark on a 1/3-scale motorcycle."
* A sketch at the beginning of Reno 911!'s fifth season premiere features Lt. Jim Dangle attempting to jump over a small leopard shark. In the background, a banner can be seen which reads, "Jumping he shark for autism." However, Dangle fails to actually jump the shark and instead crashes facefirst nto the aquarium.
*The CSI: Crime Scene Investigation episode "Two And a Half Deaths" contains a scene in which Det. Captain Jim Brass tries to explain to Gil Grissom the meaning of the phrase "jump the shark." However, Grissom appears not to understand who Fonzie is and Brass gives up on the explanation.
* In the opening to the House episode Here Kitty, Dr. Gregory House sets up a ramp for his toy car to "jump a [toy] shark", but the car was caught by Dr. Cuddy.
* After series 6 of Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps, Ralf Little confirmed he would not be rejoining the cast for series seven. In the first - live - episode of series six, his character (who didn't physically appear) Johnny Keogh, was killed water-skiing over a shark in the USA
* In the series finale of Boston Legal, Alan and Denny marry, despite both being straight and Denny's homophobia, justifying it as a marriage of convenience and not love. Denny says this would be "like jumping a shark".
* In an episode of the Canadian comedy series Made in Canada, the characters discuss the nature of jumping the shark, and talk about when each of them "jumped the shark" in their own personal lives.
Cartoons
* Clerks: The Animated Series had an episode which discussed the "Happy Days" jump the shark episode.
* At the end of the Kim Possible episode "Ill Suited," Ron Stoppable calls Kim, waking her up to discuss several different dreams he had, including one of Kim ski-jumping over sharks. Furthermore, Kim indicates that he was only dreaming, seemingly emphasizing that the show hadn't yet reached its prime.
* In episode "Sharko's Machine" of Sealab 2021, Sharko jumps over a pool of Fonzies during a montage.
* The Fairly OddParents had a music video on the DVD movie Channel Chasers called "If I Lived In TV" which featured Timmy Turner waterskiing with Fonzie, in which they eventually jump over a shark.
* The South Park episode "Probably" begins with a "Previously on South Park" segment, in which interspliced with actual clips are cartoonized scenes of Fonzie about to jump over a shark. In the South Park version of events, Fonz doesn't make it, and is consequently eaten. Also, the episode City on the Edge of Forever includes a clip of Fonzie jumping over a bus on his motorcycle, crashing into Kenny, then handing out ice cream.
* The episode 257-494 which began Season 4 of Teen Titans had Robin jump a shark while on skis.
* The Simpsons clip show "Gump Roast" ends with many jumping-the-shark allusions, including a shot of Homer water skiing over a shark.
* In the Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends series finale episode, "Goodbye to Bloo", Bloo, thinking that Mac is moving away and being unable to think of anything fun to do on his last day, decides that, when you have run out of things to do, the only thing left is to "Jump the Shark" (literal in this case, but also a reference to the definition of the term itself).
* SuperNews episode 7 "I Don't wanna go Bowling!" depicted a sketch where a character quotes "It's time to jump the shark. Ayyyy!!" and jumps the Twitter Fail Whale

In other media
* The computer game Jumpman Zero has a level titled jump the shark, which requires the player to do just that.
* In the skateboard video game Tony Hawk's American Wasteland, the player is required to jump over a shark named Fonzie.
* In the Australian interview series Enough Rope, Andrew Denton interviewed a Northern Territory fisherman named Ian Dodge, who had jumped over an actual live shark when it temporarily landed
* In Fish Finders, the Radio Serial, Drake suggests (as he and Nick are planning to build a huge expansion onto their aquarium) that they should have acrobats covered in shrimp, who should then jump into shark tanks for visitors. Nick then responds by saying "Jumping the shark! I like it!".
* The cover of Knights of the Dinner Table #151 features Gary Jackson on a motorcycle, dressed as Evel Knievel, jumping over a shark in a pool.
* The "Weird Al" Yankovic song, "Couch Potato" (from the 2003 Poodle Hat album) features the line, "And 'King of Queens' jumped the shark the first minute, I can't believe Richard Simmons ain't in it."

See also
* Jumping the couch
* Nuking the fridge

Bonus from the newest “version” (more of a lame attempt):

Nuking the fridge


An analogous term, Nuking the fridge, is an allusion to a scene early in the 2008 film Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull. In the scene, Indiana Jones is hit by the blast of a nuclear weapon while hiding inside a lead-lined refrigerator in a desperate attempt at survival. The refrigerator is hurled a great distance through the sky and tumbles hard to the ground, while the structures surrounding it are utterly obliterated. A relatively uninjured Jones emerges to witness the mushroom cloud miles away. Audiences found the absurdity of this event disappointing and reflective of the decreased quality of the series, thus the term nuking the fridge.

Media notice of the phrase includes articles in Newsweek Magazine, the Toronto Sun, and the New York Times, a tongue in cheek reference in Entertainment Weekly, an on-the-air discussion between television anchor Staci Spanos of WJXT-TV and radio personality Mark Kaye of WAPE-FM, and MSN's A-List Searches' Hot Topic of the Day on July 6, 2008. On Monday, July 7, 2008, CNBC ran a story entitled "Have Media Stocks Nuked the Fridge?". Nuke the fridge was also ranked fifth in Time Magazine's "Top Ten Buzzwords of 2008" and nominated for Word of the Year by the American Dialect Society.

South Park mentions the scene in the episode "The China Problem."


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