Sunday, February 26, 2012

Oscar Night: I couldn't care less


FYI, Dr. sipmac publishes at Storify, too! But never fear, he will post his Storify articles right here at sipmacrants! Just check this quick take of the 2012 Academy Awards. Today it looks like Sacha Baron Cohen never met the end business of an angry gossip journalist's belt!




Today at sipmacrants, tomorrow at Storify and anywhere else in the blogosphere!
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Thursday, February 23, 2012

Shoplifters busted thru citizen action: Petty vigilantism or mindless snitching? — You decide

“Me and wifey went to this supermarket to buy some groceries”, told me a few days ago an acquaintance of this blog. “We were minding our own businesses until we ran by accident into a woman with decidedly undistinguished looks (butt ugly!) — not that there's anything wrong with that, but what stroke us was her surly expression of her face and utter disgust, not for us but for life in general, we reckoned.”

“She seemed to be looking for paper tissues and serviettes, and the like. We passed along her, when wifey told me at the end of the aisle that the vulgar-looking woman was shoplifting with an accomplice.” “Wifey, keen as usual, said to myself. But what we said at the same time was: LET’S BUST THE HELL OUT OF HER!”

“A few minutes later, this store’s security guy came to us you say thanks for the tip.” “Feeling already some buyer’s remorse wifey said: “Like the owner of this joint was going bankrupt with that!” Then she apologized.” “I understood her, because I was nervous, too. The fierce decision and the pleasure we felt when we took our decision already have abandoned us.”

“Why on earth we did it anyway? Because we’re sick and tired of petty criminals and organized crime both taking on us, y’all. They see our neighborhood as their business turf, their private hunting field. Night after night after night they break into our homes and buildings, they extort, they steal… and they mostly get away with this.”

“But not this time. There are entire gangs dedicated to steady, grand scale shoplifting in this country, and the law moronically prompts that they cannot go to prison. There is no deterrence. And we-uns Joe Sixpack and Wifey have to suffer the consequences of a very lax law and a ridiculous criminal system.”

“We saw our chance and took it. Ugly Butt will be reprimanded and then sent home. A couple of days later she’ll be shoplifting in another place. And me and wifey will still be living in fear.”


“Business as usual, y’all.”
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Wednesday, February 15, 2012

Greece: here we go again!

The never-ending greek tragedy (now with 35% more lively riots!) reaches new doomsday scenarios every passing week, without a definitive outcome. Every now and then appears a bigwig telling us on TV how white this new debt agreement can be (this time, for real). Well, he can’t be telling the truth, because:

Austerity measures don’t work in a dead economy, like Greece’s is, and greeks won’t freely accept new third – world standard living conditions; even knowing that the welfare state is no longer sustainable.
• Prodigality must end, but with an agreement on fundamentals. Otherwise the malcontents will always end in “soak the rich” demagoguery (counting with the silly notion that the Onassis crew will stay much longer in Greece to watch it burn). Ever notice how pensions and entry – level bureaucrats’ wages are cut, but never parliamentarians’, ministers’ and the like? "Everyone gets a haircut or no soup for you!", should be the motto of the new Greek survivalist social contract.
• Not even Somalis like to be treated like a bunch of ignorant troglodytes. The Greek Nation must have screwed it the big time as a whole, but you don’t need to be a political scientist to perceive the humiliation feeling clouding over Athens and the rest of the country. Angela Merkel’s face expression seems to say: “Eat those damn vegetables now!” Not funny, if you're the kid.
• Maybe a debt ratio of almost 150% of the GDP is not payable at all. By definition, they should surrender their entire economy and then work for free to produce another half of the given up GDP and hand it to their debtors.

Regarding this last statement, finally the EU senior partners are finally having it: Talks of a disorderly default are beginning to appear in the press. Greeks could find themselves left to their own devices.

But being still members of the eurozone? Still clinging to the EU? The EU senior partners are so invested in the success of the Euro experiment that they would take Greece’s departure as an unspeakable defeat. But they don’t feel cozy with the idea of supporting a bunch of “freeloaders” that won’t surrender their fiscal sovereignty for the rescue of their self – ruined economy, either.


There are still options, but a lot of pride on both sides, too. No satisfaction.
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Thursday, February 9, 2012

The toxic legacy of Baltasar Garzon

"The judges speak through their sentencing." The sober principle of law was thrown overboard, especially through the behavior of a single individual: Baltasar Garzon. His constant call for judges to acquire greater visibility in the media will be increasingly regretted, as the consequences of their nefarious call keep on warping the administration of justice.

No journalist is chasing electricians, plumbers and carpenters to extract from them testimonials before, during and after their most recent contract; the same was intended with the judges, despite the clearly public impact of their actions. The judiciary in this way, kept a certain distance as a feature, which distinguished it from the legislative and executive branches. The most practical reason for this is that an improper word coming out of the mouth prior the sentencing can irredeemably contaminate the sentence. The judge can judge, but can not exercise prejudice.

So much so, that the mercenary hitmen and paramilitary instructor, the mercenary Yair Klein could beat the rap and avoid extradition to Colombia for one irresponsible declaration of then Veep Francisco Santos, which was skillfully exploited by the attorneys of the truly obscure figure, arguing that Klein had no chance to stand a fair trial in Colombia. Compare this now with the recurring actions of public officials such as the Nation’s Attorney General, which tenure can not be considered fully operational if she does not concede interviews and speaks constantly to the press. Or see how a magistrate condemns a military, and his ruling is inevitable tarnished by suspicion because early participation in election debates and his open militancy in a left-wing party, commonly characterized by its open hostility (justified or not) to the military.

It is impossible to think of impartial justice when there are indications of political ideology in the path of those who give a verdict.

All this bears the imprint of Baltasar Garzon, who many respect and admire, and can even forgive him again and again for his vanity and media-attention hungry demeanor, as he grabbed the bull by the horns (sorry, anti-bullfighting fellas) by prosecuting the dictator Augusto Pinochet and starting the investigation and prosecution of dusting Franquist crimes of the Spanish Civil War, even though the legal basis of his performances was at least controversial and its behavior, controversial.

No doubt the narcoterrorism, which decimated with brutality and cruelty our judiciary, made us turn around and recognize the courageous efforts of the judges (and journalists and politicians) who preferred the ultimate sacrifice rather than give in to the barbaric aggressors. This new visibility, caused by the debt of gratitude owed by John Q. Public, went straight to the heads of some magistrates, thinking this debt could be cashed at the polls. Alfonso Valdivieso, Jose Gregorio Hernandez, Carlos Gaviria and Jaime Araujo Renteria are just some of those who went first to participate in the administration of justice to then pursue a political career, irreversibly polluting and distorting their actions as judges and prosecutors.

Baltasar Garzon was also not immune to this, although his frustrated political career was undoubtedly the catalyst for his more controversial actions later, and convinced him that the courts were the proper environment for his spectacular actions, because in the legislature he had to pass through hundreds of colleagues, while a as judge could he act paradoxically almost without restraint, just as a dictator.


Arbitrarily and unruly.
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Friday, February 3, 2012

Demotivational Posters for Early-February

With every passing day, 2012 looks more and more demotivational to the sipmac team. It’s time again for our traditional demotivational posters, February 2012 Edition!

Thanks to all those public figures that make my work a lot easier.
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Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Mitt Romney: unfit for command (As clueless as a John Kerry can be?)

Mitt Romney statement about being “not being concerned about the very poor” is not a Kinsley gaffe, nor a Freudian slip: Although he was inadvertently revealing his ill-advised “marketing strategy”, he wasn’t being disdainful or scornful of his non-target audience: just plain naïve about how well this revelation would play after his Florida Primary victory. Anyhow, the direct result of this stupid error is an element of truth in the Obama 1%-against-99% narrative that will be played 24/7 in case he secures the Republican nomination.

Such gaffes are inexcusable for a seasoned politician with an 8-year presidential campaign, because they reek of incompetence. The “It's not worth getting angry about” dismissive response to Rick Santorum in a debate doesn’t seal his posture about repealing Obamacare but reveal how out of touch with the base he is. It almost looks like Romney informed himself about the TEA party reading the MSM.

Two reckless statements show Romney he can’t take the pulse of the media nor his own party base, maybe because being sheltered by a big portion of the party bigwigs and figures has given him a false sense of security. He doesn’t seem to realize he’s getting easy until now, but if he secures the nomination, the mainstream media will hit him with everything it gets, and real hard. His big-time supporters seem to be distracted of this by something else we can’t still grasp.

In the meanwhile, the GOP chances in this presidential election seem to diminish, no matter who secures the nomination. Cain, Perry, Bachmann… everyone that seemed able to compete against Romney has experienced immediately what is to be in the meat grinder. Paul and Santorum have being left alone in the last days because they’re considered harmless, but they’ve felt the heat when they get near the “Inevitable”. Gingrich lost in Florida not only by being subject of a massive negative campaign, but by being outspent by Romney, who had to use the 99% of his ad budget to crush the former Speaker of the House. Looks like a pyrrhic victory to me.

If this is all the might Mitt Romney has, if this is all the political wisdom he can use, if this is the best he can do, and if he needs so badly too many people to carry the water for him in the press and still persists digging a deeper hole by uttering more gaffetastic statements, then he is clearly unfit for command.


Just like John Kerry.
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